- 你好，你好 - 嘿 - Hi. Hi, hi. - Hey.
- 你一定就是… - 比尔 - You must be... - Bill.
- 没错 - 你好 - Yeah. - Hi.
你好，我叫贝琪 Hi. Becky. Hi.
谢谢你能这么早就出来吃晚饭 这么安排很烦人吧 Thanks for having dinner so early. I know it's... it's a pain.
不，没关系… No, that's, that's...
这里人气很旺哈 Interesting crowd.
主要是我工作的问题 Yeah. My job is the problem.
我在新泽西州的《早安新闻》节目组 I'm... I work at Good Morning, New Jersey and...
- 在第9频道的那个？ - 没错 - Right, on channel nine. Right? - Right. Yeah.
节目开始的早，我也得很早就睡 So, yeah, we're on really early, so I... I go to bed really early and
本来早上5点开播，后来大公司买断了节目 we used to be on at, 5am, but then we got bought by this
觉得还是播放电视直销更赚钱 giant company and they wanted to run us instead of infomercials.
就把我们挤走了 'Cause we generate slightly more revenue and...
现在4点就得开始 Now we're on at four.
抱歉，我还是关了手机吧，太… Sorry, I'm gonna turn this off. It's so...
好像有点…太烦人了 Sorry. That's like, oh, my God, that's so annoying
别人都拿这当约会告吹的幌子 when people do this. It's like, "check, please."
我不碰手机了，抱歉 I'm not gonna touch this... ever again. Sorry.
没关系的，别紧张 No, that's, it's... it's OK.
真没事儿 It's OK.
我… I...
很高兴你选了这个餐馆 I'm... I'm really glad that you picked this place. I...
让我想起了新泽西的马修饭馆 You know, it kind of reminds me of Matthews in Waldwick.
他们的食物巨牛，味儿好， 实惠，甜汁多… They have the most amazing, like, delicious, thick, big, juicy...
有很多比利时华夫饼干和糖浆 Lots of Belgian waffles and syrup in the...
还有… And...
算了…傻话题！ Anyway... boring!
你做什么工作？ What do you do?
- 安娜说你是… - 做销售 - Anna told me you're in... - Marketing.
- 没错 - 在保险公司上班 - Right. - For an insurance company,
对陶瓷也很感兴趣，不过… and I dabble in ceramics, but...
接吧 Take it.
抱歉…这是我老板 Sorry, it's... I... This is my boss.
- 没事儿，接吧 - 这好吗？ - Go ahead. Take it. - Really?
- 没关系 - 好，谢谢啦 - Yeah. - OK, great, thanks.
很快说完，我保证 Just be a sec. Promise.
喂，是啊是啊 Hi! Yeah, yeah.
我都给他的律师留了3次口信了。不知道 I left three messages for his attorney. I don't know.
要是他还不理我，我就去办公室堵他去 If he doesn't call me back, I'm gonna... I'll wait outside his office.
- 早上好，贝琪 - 晚安，吉姆 - Good morning, Becky. - 'Night, Jim.
（新泽西州的观众们，早上好，现在是2点钟） Good morning, New Jersey, it's 2am.
（我们为您带来花园之州的全方位报道） We cover the Garden State from corner to corner.
（…完美的替代品…） ...the perfect alternative...
（据悉，新泽西交通有20分钟的延误…） New Jersey Transit is reporting a 20-minute delay...
早间主播
（…希望大家能支持本地的餐馆） ...come out in support of your local eateries.
（威力球彩票已经累积到…） Powerball Lottery jackpot...
（…直接上垒…） Right in the base...
是啊，不过我想要可爱的风格 Yes, but I did it in a really adorable way.
租套便宜的道具服装，能更接近现场 Rent a mini-rig. Cheaper and we can get closer to the action.
应该能联系到赛马场颁奖的内部人员 I was thinking we'd get someone in the winner's circle.
- 可以 - 那就好 - I can do it. - Yeah? OK.
- 4…3… - 谢谢，谢谢 - Four... three... - Thank you, thank you.
准备把画面切给摇臂摄影机 准备移动镜头 Ready to dissolve to jib. Jib, ready to make your move.
大伙，10秒后开始直播 Ten seconds to air, everybody.
准备完毕，切到1号画面 Ready to roll track and fade up under one.
…3…2…1 ...three, two... one.
播放录像，然后切到1号画面 Roll track and fade up under one.
新泽西观众们，早上好 4：38分，你们刚起来吧 Good morning, New Jersey. 4:38 if you're just waking up.
先看看现在的交通状况 A quick look at traffic now.
霍兰隧道正在堵车 因为一辆大型钻机翻倒了 Holland Tunnel is backed up 'cause of an overturned big rig
堵在了道路正中间 in the right and center lanes.
有关部门说能在1个小时内清理完毕 Officials say this should be cleared up in about an hour.
所以，里奇福德公园那里也会拥堵 So then, expect delays from Ridgefield Park.
- 不过到时候… - 她打呼噜呢？ - But until then, you should... - Is that snoring?
天哪，又来了 赶快切到拉尔夫自己的声音 Jesus. Not again. Can you go to the single of Ralph?
- 哈瑞，哈瑞 - 字幕特效！ - Harry, Harry. - The Deko!
- 下面第三个弄错了！ - 字幕特效！ - Wrong lower third! - The Deko!
…您家里也可能有这样的危险因素 ...the hidden dangers that could be in your home.
整点新闻我们将继续体育报道 All that and a look at sports at the top of the hour.
欢迎您继续关注《早安新闻》 Stick with us here at Good Morning, New Jersey.
天哪 Oh, my God.
- 相当准啊，纯爷们 - 小菜一碟 - Nice shot. You're a stud. - No problemo.
商场转悠？ 小雨伺候 Rain will fall when you go to the mall
之后晴天，太阳露脸 Later will clear, the sun will appear
最低10度，快跑避险 Overnight low is 50 Move your rear
嘿嘿，呼呼 Hey, ho, whoo
我刚和人力资源的雷蒙德聊过 他说公司要改组整个电视台 Hey, I talked to Raymond in HR. He said the company's reorganizing
会找一个新的资深编导 all the stations and they've budgeted us for a new senior producer.
他们看过你的工作简历 这个位置总算要给你了 They pulled your employment records. You're getting it, Becky.
你梦寐以求的工作啊 You're finally getting the job.
妹子，节目后到我办公室来？ Hey, kiddo, can you come by my office after the show?
- 我么 - 不是我，就是你 - Oh, me. - No, not me, you.
好的 Yes.
这个中国人拥有的宠物狗 现在已经身价超过600美元… The puppy, a Chinese crested is worth over $600 and answers to the...
摇臂摄影机，移动镜头… Make your move, jib, make your move...
纽瓦克市的警方逮捕了12名… And in Newark today, police arrested 12 members of...
怎么了？这是啥 What? What's going on? What is that?
我们觉得你需要这个 We thought you might need this.
别再送我一盒避孕套了，上回的还没用完 That better not be a box of condoms again and I didn't even use the old one.
不是，这个才是你需要的 No, you're gonna use this.
天哪 Oh, my God.
- 恭喜 - 恭喜 - Congratulations. - Congrats.
你们真贴心 That's so sweet.
衬衫上：“好的！我接受！” (YES!I ACCEPT!)
贝琪，我们得辞退你了 Becky, we have to let you go.
很抱歉这么做 I'm really sorry about this, kiddo.
公司让我们削减开销 Corporate wants us to reduce our overhead.
这次要下狠手了 他们让我雇佣一个资深编导 We're having to make big cuts and they want me to hire a senior producer
更有经验，能够在这种情况下稳住人心 with more business experience to manage the contraction of the show.
等等，你跟他们说过不能这么做吧 But wait a second. You told them you can't do that, right?
我在这工作了这么久，比谁都努力 Because I... I've been here so long and I've worked so hard.
新来的叫切普 His name is Chip.
切普周一就上班 He's... Chip starts Monday.
有工商管理学位，哥伦比亚大学新闻专业毕业 He has an M.B.A. And a journalism degree from Columbia.
公司希望培养他几年后做台长 They're grooming him to run the whole station in a few years.
现在的情况是，钱不够你俩同时开工资 In the meantime, I can't afford to keep you both.
- 贝琪，我很… - 我靠 - Becky, look, I'm really... - Oh, shit.
靠 靠 靠 靠 靠啊靠 Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shitty...
贝琪，我真的很抱歉 Becky, I... I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
- 我确实努力给你争取了 - 肯定会有更好的机会… - I fought them as hard as I could. - There's lots of terrific
我去争取新的工作，向切普学习 opportunities out there, you know? I mean, look at Chip. He got one.
可能这还算帮了我一把 So maybe this is just the push I need, you know?
能够在新的环境中更好提升自己 So it can get me to the next level, maybe even to a network or...
- 没错 - 这也不是… - Yeah. - I mean, it's not like
天塌下来了，就是失业罢了 it's my whole life. It's only work, right?
给你补偿金了么？ Did you get any severance?
他们去年就在缩减支出 There were some budgetary cuts last year,
所以也不太可能 so they weren't really offering.
不过我关系挺多的，工作不发愁 But I have feelers out. Lots.
亲爱的，你还像8岁时候那样… - Yeah, great. - Honey, you think the Today show
想着美国广播的《今天》节目 打电话给你工作 is gonna call you up and hand you a job, you have since you were eight,
- 这是不可能的事儿 - 我明白要从小事做起 - and it's not gonna happen. - I don't, I know that, I do, I get it.
这也怨我 This is partly my fault. I...
你父亲对你期望过高 I let your father get your hopes up.
实话实说，他不是个乐观的人 He was not a happy person, let's face it.
我看他对你期望高些，心情也好点 When he saw you aim high, he started to feel better about himself,
- 就没多说什么 - 妈妈你什么意思 - so I never said anything. - What are you saying?
有梦想是好事儿 You had a dream, you know? Great.
8岁时有梦想，大人们觉得你可爱 When you were eight, it was adorable.
18岁时，还算鼓舞人心 When you were 18, it was inspiring.
28岁时谈梦想，丢不丢人啊 At 28, it's officially embarrassing.
我希望你在撞得头破血流之前就停下来 And I just want you to stop before we get to heartbreaking.
（军队曾参与了各种计划…） The troops are involved in projects...
（…等候到达…） Waiting arrival...
我手机上显示你收到了我的邮件 On my BlackBerry, it shows that you got my e-mail,
我在想…是啊，有邮件回执的 so I was just wondering if... Yeah, it shows when someone's opened it.
喂？ Hello?
贝琪·福勒，是的 Becky Fuller. Yeah.
我想确认一下您收到了我的简历 I wanted to make sure that you got the resume that I e-mailed you.
收到了就好 You did. Great.
贝琪·福勒再次打扰了。我在想… Becky Fuller again. I was just wondering if...
我昨天是打过电话 不过昨天晚上更新了简历 Yes, I did call yesterday, but I updated my resume last night
我觉得您可能会… and thought you might...
我想打电话问一下职位的情况 I'm calling because I was checking up on the position
是否已经被… and I was wondering if it had been...
- 你是贝琪·福勒吗 - 你好 - Hi, Becky Fuller. - Hi.
我是纽约IBS台的杰瑞·巴恩斯，你好啊 Hi, this is Jerry Barnes calling from IBS in New York. How are you?
- 您好 - 很好，我打电话… - Good. - Terrific. Listen, I'm calling
是因为收到了你5份简历了 'cause I received your resume, all five of them, actually.
碰巧的是 And it just so happens,
我们现在正在招人 that we're looking for somebody at the moment.
我接受工作 I'll take it.
等等，我还没说职位情况呢 Well, wait, I haven't told you what it is yet.
- 抱歉 - 我们早间节目… - Sorry. - Well, our morning show
- 有空缺职位… - 我接受！ - has a vacancy and so... - I'll take it!
我们正面试候选人员，希望你能来… We're interviewing a bunch of people. Maybe you can come in
- 当面聊聊 - 当然可以 - and we can have a talk. - Sure! Absolutely.
麻烦您告诉我地点和接待人 Just tell me where to go and who to talk to.
我发邮件给你说明详细情况 OK, I'll get you an e-mail with the details of where we are in the city.
- 各位抱歉了 - 定在下午3点？ - Sorry! - And shall we say 3:00?
谢谢，谢谢！ Thank you, thank you!
奥斯加说你聪明又非常勤奋 Oscar says you're very talented and you work incredibly hard.
是他辞掉的最有前途的节目编导 Says you're the most promising producer that he's ever fired.
那…太好了 Well, that's, that's good. I think.
你平时看我们的节目吗 So you're a fan of our morning program?
- 是啊，有很多的… - 明白，节目很烂 - Yeah, I think it has so many... - Yeah, yeah, we know it's terrible.
稳定排在第末位，就在《今天》《早安美国》 Perpetually in fourth place behind the Today show, Good Morning America
和哥伦比亚公司(CBS)的什么节目之后 and that thing on CBS, whatever it's called.
这事儿长期被同行拿来开涮 It's a source of constant humiliation.
去年，CBS台在垒球节目直播时 Last year, in the network softball league, the CBS team wore hats
笑话说“还好我们不是《早间新闻》” that said, "At least we're not Daybreak."
节目主播脾气大，水平还就那样 The anchors of the show are difficult and semi-talented.
- 柯琳·派克是专业播音 - 扯淡 - I think Colleen Peck is a pro. - Heinous.
- 保罗·麦克维是很好的记者 - 烂透了 - Paul McVee is a fine reporter. - Foul.
你说《早间新闻》很烂？是不好 OK. Is Daybreak a shitty show? Yes.
不过至少是在新闻网上播出 还不是一般的新闻网 But it's on a network. And not just any network.
是电视历史上最传奇的新闻网 This is one of the most legendary news divisions in the entire history
唯一需要的是对节目有信心的编导 of television! Daybreak just needs someone who believes in it,
懂得利用好覆盖全国的平台资源 who understands that a national platform is an invaluable resource,
做出怎样出色的新闻都不为过 that no story is too low or too high to reach for!
你是不是还要唱歌伴舞？ Are you gonna... sing?
请您……你听我说… Look, Mr. Barnes. Jerry.
《早间新闻》的设备都老掉牙了 Daybreak's facilities are antiquated.
人手和资金都不够，工资没吸引力 It's understaffed, underfunded. And the pay.
是你原来节目《你TM还好么》… It's awful, about half
薪水的一半？ of what you made at Hey, How The Hell Are You, New Jersey?
你从没做过总编导，还这么年轻 You've never been an executive producer. You're too young.
行业里面没名气，加上你这学历 3年…4年 Nobody's ever heard of ya. And here, your education, three, not four years,
在地方的福雷迪森大学毕业 at Fairleigh Dickinson in Teaneck,
人称野鸡大学，我说的不对么 also known as Fairly Ridiculous. Did I miss anything?
《早间新闻》需要的，也正是我努力的目标 Daybreak needs what I need,
一个对节目充满信心的编导 someone who believes that it can succeed.
我简历很单薄，不过请您相信我 Trust me, I know you don't have any reason to believe in me,
我比任何人都更加努力 but I work harder than anyone else.
我早出晚归 I'm in first, I'm out last.
比那些老爸掏学费的抽烟胡扯的… I know a shitload more about the news than someone whose daddy paid them
哈佛富二代懂的多得多 to smoke bongs and talk semiotics at Harvard
我绝对是全身心投入工作 and I devote myself completely to my job. It's what I do.
我工作有原则 It's all I am. I...
您可以问我的同事 You can ask anyone.
这么努力…还混这么惨 Well, that's... embarrassing.
好吧 OK.
多谢您带我参观 Thanks for the tour,
也谢谢… and... thanks for... for...
谢谢 Thanks.
按钮在这儿呢 It's these buttons right here.
哦，到大厅，多谢 Oh, lobby. Yes, thanks.
今天过得还不错？ Good day so far?
不太走运 I don't think so.
我话太多了，搞砸了面试 I talked too much. Ruined it.
我靠 Damn it.
您好 Sir.
我是您的超级粉丝 I am such a huge admirer of yours.
对您的景仰如滔滔江水… I'm a... I'm a big, huge fan. I...
我全家看您的节目连续好多年了 My whole family watched you, growing up. I...
您是有史以来最好的新闻主播 Of all the anchors, you were, by far, the greatest reporter.
您在科索沃的报道，让我们身临其境啊 I mean when you were in Kosovo, I was in Kosovo.
- 她是你手下？ - 不是 - She work for you? - No.
我刚教她怎么用电梯来着 I'm just here to teach her how to use the elevator.
说完了没？ Are you done?
抱歉，我太激动了 Yes, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
让一下好吗 May I?
天哪，抱歉… Oh, God, sorry. I...
当然当然 Of course, of course.
我的天，真没想到我碰到了… Oh, my God, I can't believe I just met the...
- 等等，你认识他 - 是啊，我认识 - Wait a second. You know him. - Yes, I do know him.
他可是世界上人品倒数第三的人 He's the third worst person in the world.
- 喂？ - 贝琪·福勒？ - Hello? - Becky Fuller.
- 是我 - 你确定你能胜任吗 - Yes? - You sure you can do this job?
我肯定 Yes.
- 那周一来上班 - 谢谢 - You start on Monday. - Thank you.
我打电话问一下单间的情况 Yes, I am calling about the one-bedroom.
我要搬去纽约，换了那里的工作 Yes, I'm moving into town. I've got a new job.
我很注意房间卫生的 I'm extremely neat and tidy.
暑期夏令营，孩子们都雇我铺床的 In summer camp the kids used to pay me to make their beds.
抱歉，我一高兴嘴就没把门 Yeah. Sorry, that was an overshare.
不听摇滚乐，也没小孩 No loud music. No kids.
连男朋友都没有，单身一个 I don't even have a boyfriend. Just me.
我租下了，我租定了 I'll take it. I'll take it, I'll take it.
抱歉！ Sorry!
稍后有爱荷华州洪水的后续报道 Also, we'll have more on the flooding in Iowa.
最后的天气预报会给那里的灾民 带来好消息 Finally, some good weather news on the way for those folks.
欢迎您明天继续收看 So please join us tomorrow and thank you for spending
- 和《早间新闻》相伴 - 祝好，观众们 - your morning here at Daybreak. - Take care, everyone.
- 你是来面试《早间新闻》的？ - 再会 - Are you interviewing at Daybreak? - Goodbye.
助理？实习生？ Assistant? Intern?
其实不是，我是新来的总编导 No. Actually, I'm the new executive producer.
又换了一个？ Another one?
估计你也呆不长 Don't unpack.
福勒小姐？我是列尼·伯格曼 高级编导 Miss Fuller? Lenny Bergman, Senior Producer.
是啊，我了解您 Yes. I know who you are.
纽约WABC台之后在哥伦比亚广播公司两年 You started out at WABC. You were at CBS for two years
- 在这继续工作13年 - 很了解我么 - and here for 13. - Yeah, wow.
- 让我帮你拿包吧 - 我有个问题 - Here, let me, let me give you a hand. - I just have one question.
为什么不让你做总编导啊？ Why haven't they bumped you up?
不太适合我，我做过两个星期 It's not for me. I did it for a couple of weeks once,
后来把我降到二把手的位置了 看来我人气不高啊 but they put me back at number two. Apparently, the crying was distracting.
工作不错，你会喜欢的 You'll love it, though. It's a great job.
- 早上例会是5点钟 - 这不是有点晚么 - Our morning meetings are at five. - Isn't that kind of late?
- 还晚？ - 我是说… - Late? - I mean, it's just that...
以前我工作都更早的 I'm, I'm used to early hours, so...
要是多给大伙点甜头，肯定都愿意起早 Well, maybe we should try better doughnuts.
抱歉。《今天》节目组… Excuse me. At the Today show,
主播要在早上4:30就到场 the senior staff is usually... Hi... in by 4:30...
我们也和他们差不多，除了薪水之外 We're just like the Today show, except, you know, without the money,
- 还有观众少，口碑差 - 明白 - viewers, respect. But very similar. - OK.
明白？这是…我们好的门把手之一 OK? That's... that's one of our good doorknobs.
让我来吧 Let me take care of this.
柯琳·派克在这儿呆了一辈子了 千万别和她说起这点 Colleen Peck has been here forever. Don't mention that.
麦克维工资比她多 这个更别和她提 But McVee is paid more. Don't mention that, either.
他俩可是相当不对付 这也是敏感话题 They hate each other. Don't mention that.
矛盾主要是因为柯琳看谁都不顺眼 敏感同上 But that's because Colleen hates everybody. Don't mention that.
她以前和麦克维上过床 不过被新助理做了小三 And she used to sleep with McVee, who threw her over for her assistant.
- 这也千万别提 - 明白了 - Do not mention that. - Got it.
- 你和柯琳聊过以后… - 怎么？ - After you talk to Colleen... - Yeah, yeah?
找麦克维之前一定要让我陪你去 Make sure you get me before you talk to McVee, so I can go with ya.
- 为啥？ - 我不能让…算了，你就信我好了 - Why? - I don't... Just trust me, OK?
- 好的 - 好的 - OK. - OK.
- 好的 - 那就好 - OK. - Good.
- 我能… - 当然，准备好了？ - Can I just... - Sure. OK, you ready?
- 好了 - 祝你好运 - I'm ready. - Good luck.
你知道11年来我身边换了多少总编么？ Do you know how many EP's I've had in the past 11 years?
14个 Fourteen.
脑子不灵的被人炒，脑子聪明的自己溜 If they're stupid, they get fired, and if they're smart, they quit.
让我瞧瞧新来的是什么脑子 And now look what I get.
那个… Well...
- 我很荣幸… - 你觉得… - It's a pleasure... - You think it's fun being
人家给矮子的相亲节目… in last place? Do you think I enjoy working
一期预算就顶上我们整个一周的开销 for a network that spends more on one episode of a dating show
我能开心吗？ about a bachelor dwarf than our entire weekly budget?
- 我不是… - 我就从没有过正经的… - No... - And I've never had a decent
- 搭档主持！ - 我们会努力改善… - co-anchor ever! - We're gonna change...
来的都是一群饭桶，收视率早就烂的不行了 Just a revolving door of cretinous morons. Our ratings are in the crapper.
我都奇怪这节目怎么还没被砍 I mean, how long can this show limp along like this?
我知道大伙都挺不容易的 I know that everyone's been through a lot, and I know that there's been
咱们困难也不少，不过我… so many challenges along the way. But, you know...
你肯定也会搞砸 You will fail like everyone else
然后像你的前任一样拍屁股走人 and then you'll be gone, like everyone else.
留着我这老骨头继续拉这破车 But I will still be here, pulling the train up the hill with my teeth.
你以为老被同行歧视很爽么？ You think it's fun getting your ass kicked?
- 不… - 欢迎来《早间新闻》 - No... - Welcome to Daybreak.
靠咧！没关系，我来 门常坏，我都成专家了 No! It's OK. I have it! I've done this a zillion times and...
- 我来修好… - 回头见！ - I'm gonna fix that and... - See ya later!
和你聊得很开心 Good talking to you.
保罗！我是…贝琪·福勒 Paul! Hi! I'm... I'm Becky Fuller.
新的总编导，见到你很激动啊 Your new EP. Thrilled to meet you.
我想和你聊聊一些节目的新想法 I was just thinking maybe we could go over a few ideas.
我觉得你可以… I was thinking maybe we could
做些街上的现场报道，或者去更远的地方 get you on the street and do some remotes.
我可不想离开演播室，这里空调多舒服 Yeah, I don't like to leave the studio. I like climate control.
不过你真这样想的话，咱们回头私下聊聊 But, if you want, we could discuss this further privately.
你脚多大号？ What size are your feet?
- 穿6号半的鞋？还是7号？ - 啊？ - You wear about a six and half? Seven? - Pardon?
让我给你的玉腿拍照怎么样？ How do you feel about having them photographed?
行吗？试试吧 Good? Feel good about that?
应该试试，我可是专业摄影 You should. I keep 'em very classy.
我…不… I... don't...
给你看看我的博客吧？“性感恋足”？ Can I show you my blog? "Sexy Feet?"
- 不用了 - 真的？ - No. - Yes?
不了 No.
- 我见过保罗了 - 你单独和他聊了？ - I met Paul. - You talked to him alone?
- 不是告诉你让我陪着嘛 - 我知道… - I told you to come see me first. - I know, but...
我也没成想他这样 大家好，我是贝琪 What was I gonna do? Hi, everyone. Hi, I'm Becky.
早上好 Hi. Good morning.
天哪，瞧瞧谁来了，我是说谁没来 Oh, God, look who's here. I mean not here.
麦克维没来，新鲜事儿 McVee. So shocking, huh?
哦，麦克维确实不怎么参加例会 Yeah, well, Mr. McVee doesn't always come to these things.
你说大家等他开会，把保罗叫来，多谢 Oh, could you tell Paul that we need him, please? Thanks.
那直奔主题，畅所欲言吧 OK, so let's just dive in, shall we?
谁先说？ Who wants to start?
明天的烹饪节目，罗科要做千层面 Tomorrow Rocco DiSpirito wants to make lasagna.
可上周已经和《赤足天使》节目合作过类似的了 I told him we did that last week with the Barefoot Contessa,
- 说他不听，怎么办？ - 超短裙的样品… - but he's insisting. What do I do? - For the segment on miniskirts,
- 需要做所有尺码吗？ - 下礼拜，我想做… - do you want all size models? - Next week, I want to do a piece
…素食减肥法，这在明星之间很流行 on juice cleanses. All the celebs are doing them
这绝对是返老回春的高招儿 and they have amazing powers of rejuvenization.
我提议拿我先试试 My idea is that I get a juice cleanse and then we can, like,
- 测测我身体毒素… - 卡维尔的采访… - measure my toxins... - For the Carville interview...
丽萨，你要的家具是给起居室还是厕所用？ I'm sorry, Lisa, do you want the living room set or the stools?
美国广播公司说， 《疯狂主妇》的伊娃两周以后才有空 ABC says we can't have Eva Longoria until two weeks after
- 她要先做《早安美国》， 咋办？ - 通灵动物节目… - she does G.M.A. What do we do? - On psychic animals,
你觉得是选鹦鹉还是蜥蜴？ would you prefer a parakeet or an iguana?
我想做有关风向标的节目，会很有意思 I'd like to do a piece on weathervanes. They are fascinating.
你知道风向标这词儿源自古语“旗帜”么 Like did you know the word "vane" comes from the Old English "fana",
- 意思是小旗或者风标？ - 周五的南瓜烹饪冠名… - which means flag or weathercock? - Friday, for cooking with squash,
- “进入广场”？“就在广场”？ - 他们给我们电影里男三号的角色 - inside or on the plaza? - They're offering us the third
能和《实习医生格蕾》主演合作，接这活么？ lead in the new Patrick Dempsey movie. Do you want him?
坦帕市有很好的退休金贪污新闻题材 Great story out of Tampa about a retirement account scandal.
不过行动必须迅速，是多派几个人 还是让本地记者代替？ But we got to move quick. Should we send a team or just local talent?
控制室有故障了，要花1万块钱才能修好 ...control room's on the fritz. Ten grand to fix it.
有关婴儿食品的节目，找个真小孩来？ For that piece on baby food, do we want an actual baby,
什么人种的好一点？ and if so, white, black, Hispanic, Asian,
头发和牙齿有要求么？ blonde hair, brown hair, teeth, or no teeth?
我家有个黑人小孩 I have a black baby at home.
抱歉，我听不清大伙说什么… I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're saying. I...
喂喂，到底有什么天大的事儿找我 Hello! Hi, hi. Does someone wanna tell me why I had to log off
我可是正看“奶奶我也上”网站呢 BangingGrannies.com for this?
混蛋一个 Asshole.
告诉罗科，想做这菜 小心他吃不了兜着走 Tell Rocco if he insists on making lasagna, he will be bumped.
是的，要所有尺码，但不能太短。毒素？ Yes, all size models, but skirts not too short. Toxins?
谁说的？这没法测量的 Who said that? They can't be measured.
还有“返老回春”不是成语 告诉伊娃的人 And "rejuvenization," not a word. Tell Longoria's people
如果不和我们合作一星期 以后别考虑电影合同 that she can't plug her next film unless we get her within a week of G.M.A.
选鹦鹉。厄尼，风向标？真的假的？ Parakeet. Ernie, weathercock? Seriously?
"为了广场"。请他来 The plaza for squash. I want Patrick Dempsey.
并且说我们给他一个钟头 说什么都行 Tell his people we'll run him in the first hour and he can talk about
随他心意。坦帕市的请本地人员 whatever his thing is. Tampa Bay, definitely local talent.
声音设备一定要修 And we've got to fix that sound board.
从预算里抽出一万块来 Find ten grand in the budget somewhere.
给小孩化妆的额外开销太大 柯琳，把你的化妆师… The hair and makeup numbers, those were too high. So, Colleen, could you
借用一下？ share your hair person with Lisa?
麻烦你了，多谢。 选亚洲小孩，还没长牙的 That'd be great, great. OK. Asian baby, no teeth.
- 家长是一对拉拉最好 - 好的 - Lesbian parents. - OK.
我没忘什么吧？ Did I miss anything?
对了，保罗！ Oh, Paul!
你被炒了 You're fired.
- 你生气了更可爱 - 炒鱿鱼了！ - You're adorable. - Fired!
抱歉，这么确实太不给他面子了 I'm sorry. That was unprofessional.
祝贺你了，第一天就炒了主播 Congratulations. The first day, you flushed your anchor
还没钱请新人来 and you got no money to pay for another one.
他降低节目的水准 He was lowering the morale of the show.
水准还没到底吗 How is that possible?
肯定能找到还在合约的人 Look, you must have someone under contract.
本地的主播或者记者，我也找找看 A local anchor, a reporter. I'll find someone.
从自己人里面招，对士气大有好处 I'll promote from within. That'll be great for morale!
忙活吧，找个牛人来，不过我是不掏钱 Go nuts. Find somebody great. It just can't cost me a penny.
要不我把微薄工资分点给他们？ What if I gave them one of my three pennies?
随你便了，把收视率提高才是要紧事儿 Whatever it takes. Just get the ratings up.
列尼，好消息 他说我们可以放开手脚 Lenny, hi. Yeah. Very positive. He thinks we have terrific options.
…收盘前从200点大跌 ...plunge from 200 points right before closing.
- 分析师担心这… - 还不赖 - Analysts fear that this... - He's not bad.
看着还成，带上马掌就能当马骑了 Yeah, he's OK. Put a saddle on him, he's good to go.
- …不容乐观 - 再看看86号带子？ ...are not happy. - Should we watch 86 again?
我得回家陪小孩了，老婆发飙可惹不起 I got to get home, see the kids, or the wife is gonna kill me.
你还没小孩吗？ You have kids?
什么？没有 What? No.
没有？老公？男朋友？ No? Husband? Boyfriend?
我？别提了 Me? What? No.
- 抱歉，我这么问不太好 - 我其实… - No, I'm sorry. Stupid question. - You know...
- 你这丑八怪肯定没人要 - 呵呵，别管86号录像了 - You're hideous and repulsive. - You know what? Forget 86.
还是再审查一下迈阿密的这家伙 我觉得他… I think that we should watch the Miami guy again, 'cause he was, I mean,
虽然有点黑，不过… you know, he was a little bit tan, but I think...
应该能恢复，可能是… I think that we could wipe that off, it's probably
他自己故意晒的，应该能恢复 just one of those self-tanner things. I could, you know, fix that.
晚安 Good night.
这不是麦克·波默罗伊的女粉丝么 Hey, look. It's Mike Pomeroy's fangirl.
- 你好 - 好啊 - Hello. - Hey.
是你啊 That was you.
上次我确实太冲动了 That was really embarrassing.
差点把你也拉下水 I may need to have you killed.
我…叫贝琪·福勒，抱歉 I'm... I'm Becky Fuller. Sorry.
“贝琪·福勒”，就是你？ "Becky Fuller" Becky Fuller?
第一天就开了麦克维？你已经被传为佳话了 The one who took out McVee? You're a legend already.
- 谢谢 - 我叫亚当·贝尼特 - Thanks. - I'm Adam Bennett.
我是楼上《七天新闻》的编导 I'm a producer upstairs at Seven Days.
- 你好啊 - 你要找新主播么 - Hello. - So you lookin' for a new anchor?
- 是啊 - 这人不行 - Yes. - Not that guy.
别选他，马脸小生一个 You can't use that guy. That's the horse guy.
还成了，手心张开 He's not too bad. I mean, as long as we leave our hand flat
拿胡萝卜诱惑一下就行 when we feed him a carrot.
- 那祝你好运了，贝琪 - 多谢了，亚当 - Well, good luck, Becky Fuller. - Thank you, Adam Bennett.
- 需要帮忙么 - 不了，谢谢 - Need any help? - No. I'm good. Thanks.
圣路易斯的体育播音还不赖 再看一遍他的节目 The sports guy from St. Louis is not bad. Let's watch him again.
我们需要个有气场的主播 能给观众可信的感觉 No, we need some gravitas. We need people to trust us.
有突发新闻直播时 能够严肃准确的采访 I mean, if news breaks on the air, we need to be able to cover it credibly.
怎么，你觉得我们有水平做突发新闻？ What, do you actually think that we can cover breaking news?
- 还真是童心未泯啊 - 今天，数千人… - God, that's adorable. - Thousands gathered today
等着看这暴牙小动物能否… 看见自己的影子 to see if the tiny buck-toothed creature would spot his own shadow.
冬天早结束不容乐观，请麦克继续报道 this bitter winter is far from over. Back to you, Mike.
怎么了？ What?
昨天，国务卿举行了高级会议 Yesterday, the Secretary of State held a top-level
- 国务院安全例会… - 什么这么好笑？ - State Department security brief... - What's funny?
- 又看马脸小生呢？ - 黎巴嫩真主党… - You put Seabiscuit back in? - But we agree that Hezbollah
有继续袭击的打算 has shown a willingness to continue to attack.
- 贝琪？ - 我回头打给你？ - Becky? - Can I call you back?
…以色列人的渗透 ...lsraeli incursions.
对于防止真主党的报复，您采取了什么措施？ What steps are you taking to limit these Hezbollah retaliations?
波默罗伊还和我们签约呢，对吧？ You have Pomeroy under contract, right?
是啊，他本来应该做深度报道节目的 Yeah. He was supposed to do stories for one of our magazine shows.
- 是吗 - 他要的新闻题材我们做不了 - Yeah? - We couldn't use anything he pitched.
- 都不行？ - 联合国报道… - Nothing? - An eight-part story
分上八个专题；采访巴基斯坦的普什图族军阀 on the United Nations. An interview with a Pashtun warlord.
亚洲的小额贷款的现状？题材都这么给力 A piece on microfinance in Asia? It's all been so tempting.
- 杰瑞！ - 我们就这么花钱让他无所事事？ - Jerry! - So we're just paying him to sit there.
等等，他的合约可能有上百万了 Wait. But he must have millions on his contract.
这可是世界级口才的新闻主播 就干耗在那里？ You have a world-caliber news man with nothing to do!
- 贝琪，这… - 在过去的三十年里 - Becky, this is... - No, Pomeroy has reported
他可是报道过所有重大新闻事件 诚实而且有魄力 on every major story of the last three decades, with integrity and courage!
他是唯一敢去危险现场的主播 I mean, he was the only anchor to go down to Ground Zero on the day.
他的人气和身价还那么难以置信 His Q ratings, I looked at them, they're unbelievable,
- 而且你已经雇佣他了 - 有人叫我，咱们回头聊 - and you're already paying him. - I have to go. We'll discuss this.
我… I...
我得看看他的合同！ I want to look at his contract!
抱歉，抱歉，你好 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Hi.
我需要你的许可才能查看他的合同 I need your approval to look at his contract.
求你了 Please.
您好 Hi.
好啊 Hi.
我是贝琪·福勒… I'm Becky Fuller and...
那天在电梯里见过面 We actually met the other day in the elevator.
你又过来给我捣乱？ And what the hell are you doing here?
我是《早间新闻》的编导 我们需要一位新的主播 I'm the producer of Daybreak and we're actually looking for a new anchor.
那你更找错人了 Then why are you here?
其实你该问我… Well, it's funny that you should ask.
给我走开 Go away.
听我说，这节目还是很有潜力可挖的 OK, just hear me out, because the show actually has a lot of potential.
我们打算重新包装 We're starting over basically,
需要您这样自信有威望的主播 and with an anchor as esteemed and respected as yourself...
您一生都在做记者 You've been a journalist your whole life, ever since
从您的小学作文《比弗顿的蜜蜂》就开始了 your elementary school paper, The Beaverton Bee.
机会难得，现在的节目对您来说… 实在是大材小用 I mean, you've got to miss it. You... News breaks, it must just kill you
- 委屈您了 - 早间节目算新闻吗？ - not to be out there. - Morning shows don't do news.
《早间新闻》！收看你们节目的一半观众… 是因为遥控器丢了换不了台 Jesus, Daybreak. Half the people that watch your show have lost their remote.
另一半观众是等着护士来翻身的截瘫病人 The other half are waiting for their nurse to turn them over.
我要选的话，什么节目会不要我？ If I wanted to come back, I could have any job I chose.
可按规定，您不能去其他的新闻网 再工作两年 But you can't work on another network for another two years.
那我就安心享我的清福好了 So I'll continue to enjoy my life on IBS's dime.
那好吧，是你逼我用这招 All right, I didn't want to have to do this.
- 我看过你的合约了 - 什么？ - I looked at your contract. - What?
- 找律师帮忙了 - 我的合约？ - With the lawyers. - My contract?
是啊，他们是必须付给你两年的薪水 You're right. They do have to pay you for the last two years of your contract.
除非有连续6个月 Unless six months have elapsed
你没有参与任何节目的播出 without you appearing on the air in any capacity.
然后，如果新闻网给你新职位 Then, if the network offers you an official position
你还拒绝的话，他们可以终止合约 and you don't take it, they can terminate your contract
你的6百万工资就泡汤了 and the six million dollars that you have left on it.
所以，我带来了新职位邀请 So, here's me with an official offer.
麦克，IBS新闻网请您… Mike Pomeroy, the IBS network would like to offer you
做《早间新闻》的合作主播 the position of co-host of Daybreak.
- 你开玩笑吧 - 没有 - You're joking. - No.
真的没说笑话 Actually, I'm not.
世界上发生着那么多重要事件 Do you have any idea what's going on in the world?
非让我去报道什么阿拉斯加州的干旱？ And you want me to do stories about baked Alaska?
这不折磨我么？ After the career that I've had?
您想开点就好了 You just need to have an open mind.
- 想开点 - 是啊，早间新闻… - Open mind. - I mean, yes, the morning news
- 其实覆盖面很广 - 广个屁！ - has a wider range of stories... - A wider range?!
这是新闻节目，你个白痴！ Your program is in the news department, you cretin!
新闻是严肃体面的 News is a sacred temple.
就是你们这些菜鸟，拿些狗屁 把新闻弄得乌烟瘴气 And you're part of the cabal that's ruining it with horseshit!
您这么说有点过分 That's not actually fair.
前半部分还是相当高质量的新闻播报 Because the first half hour of a morning show is a damn fine news broadcast.
当然我们也报道娱乐圈 Sure, we cover news and entertainment.
报纸也这样做啊 That's everything a newspaper has ever done.
行业惯例了，您可以这么想 There's nothing wrong with that. Think of it this way:
我们就像消息灵通的邻居，每天早上来来和人们闲聊 We're like a well-informed neighbor, coming over to chat with people in the morning
你肯定知道布罗考也主持过早间新闻 You know, Brokaw did the morning news.
汤姆·布罗考是美国著名新闻主播，长期担任担任美国全国广播公司(NBC)晚间新闻节目的主持人
查理·吉布森也是，而沃尔特·克朗凯特在职业生涯就开始于此 And Charlie Gibson. Walter Cronkite did it at the beginning of his career.
沃尔特·克朗凯特最先谋职于小报社和广播电台，加入美国哥伦比亚广播公司（CBS）后报道过许多重大事件 如前总统肯尼迪被杀、国内动荡、越战、冷战、太空人登上月球等，美国人称他为“全美最受信任的人”。
我是说，他和一个叫查理曼的木偶共同主持了一个早间节目 I mean, he co-hosted a morning program with a puppet named Charlemagne.
那你找个木偶不就行了 Well, then... get a puppet.
这很便宜还容易取材 It's inexpensive and uses things you already have around the house.
能做成手套，帽子，特别是糖罐 You can make globes, hats, especially pinatas.
纸浆这词在法语里是“嚼碎”的意思 Now, mache means "to chew" in French,
不过我们不会真的下嘴啃吧？ but we're not actually going to be eating any of this, right?
当然不了 Of course not!
不会的 No.
你们都听过席琳·迪翁的歌了 Coming up next, you've heard her sing.
接下来，再听听她爱吃甜食的八卦 Well, today, you're going to hear about her sweet tooth.
我们请到了她的私人厨师 来示范烘烤果仁巧克力饼 Join us as we bake brownies with Celine Dion's personal chef.
《早间新闻》精彩稍后，不容错过 All that and more, coming up on Daybreak.
- 结束！ - 我的天… - We're clear! - Oh, my God,
谁帮我把手上的东西弄掉？谢谢 will somebody please get this off? Thank you, thank you.
- 多谢了 - 没时间详细谈了 - Thank you very much. - OK, so, we don't have time
不过采访部分就这样播出了，好么？ for the sit-down, so we're just gonna run the package, all right?
- 你没事儿吧 - 我脸色不好？ - Are you OK? - What?
别太为难自己，麦克才不会来的 Don't beat yourself up. He was never gonna do it. Pomeroy?
- 你怎么知道？ - 麦克那样的大腕… - How did you know that? - Mike was never gonna come to work
才不会放下架子做这种耍猴节目 尤其是要和… at this little dog and pony show, especially not working for somebody
- 抱歉，你这样的新手合作 - 是啊 - like, well, I'm sorry, but you. - OK. Like, yeah.
你就千年等一回吧。我不是打击你 You. Not in a thousand years. I mean, obviously, don't get me wrong,
他要能来，我早把他请来了 I would have... I would have welcomed him with open arms.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
听说他要来，没想到… I heard he was coming in, but I didn't...
我赢得过八次皮博迪奖。 I've won eight Peabodys.
以严肃著称的美国广播电视文化成就奖——皮博迪奖，是全球广播电视媒体界历史最悠久最具权威的奖项
一次普利策奖 A Pulitzer.
十六次艾美奖 Sixteen Emmys.
我在波西尼亚现场时，胳膊被枪击中 I was shot through the forearm in Bosnia.
我把国务卿鲍威尔从燃烧的吉普中拉了出来 Pulled Colin Powell from a burning Jeep.
在霍乱爆发的时候 I laid a cool washcloth on Mother Teresa's forehead
我给特蕾莎修女头上敷凉毛巾 during a cholera epidemic.
我和副总统切尼共进午餐 I've had lunch with Dick Cheney.
您是为了钱才委屈自己到这的 You're here for the money.
没错 That is correct.
…5，4，3 Five, four, three...
我操 Fuck.
欢迎回到《早间新闻》 Welcome back to Daybreak.
天哪，他懂烹饪吗？明白什么… God, does he cook? Does he do... I don't know,
时尚潮流或者娱乐八卦吗 fashion segments and gossip?
会碰到过我去年的情况吗？ 被3岁的八胞胎小崽吐得满身都是？ Does he have three-year-old octuplets barf all over him like I did last year?
不可能的，在80年代，有大人物允许他… Well, unfortunately, in the '80s,
有权选择自己的新闻报道，所以… someone gave him story refusal rights, so no.
算了。他知道咱这是早间杂烩么 I don't care. Does he know that this is called morning television?
估计过一阵子他适应了 Yes, and I think that after a little bit of time,
肯定能带来好新闻 he's really gonna want to do a mix of stories.
我认了，这做土耳其肉丸子的厨师… Face it! I'm going to end up making turkey meatballs with Mario Batali
- 就是我这辈子的冤家 - 尽快给我新闻的标题 - for the rest of my natural life. - I need the new titles ASAP.
把它挪走。纯麦威士忌，洗手液准备好了 OK, let's move it. Single malt. We've got the hand soap,
搅拌器，相关文件，热带水果 we got the mixers, the papers, the tropical fruit.
都齐了，有谁吃过山竹果么？ Here we go. Whoever heard of mangosteen?
- 显然他吃过 - 这是柯琳的化妆间 - Apparently, he has. - This is Colleen's dressing room
她特想见你 and... She's so looking forward to seeing you.
我还真是激动啊，听着真带劲 Good. Great. Glad to hear it.
这是我用的？ And this is mine?
不过，柯琳正…算了 Yes, but Colleen is... Never mind.
报纸给我带来了吗？ You got me the newspapers?
搅拌器？ The mixers?
热带水果盘 The tropical fruit plate.
都按照10页的附加条款准备好了 All stipulated in your ten-page rider.
- 还不错么 - 好的 - Nice of you. - Yes...
柯琳要找我，自己上这儿来 Colleen wants me, I'll be in here.
好 OK.
那可绝对绝对不行，他得先过来找我 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He should come in here.
- 好吧 - 这是什么鬼花？ - OK. - What the hell is that?
我不急 No hurry.
不行。不行。不行 No. No and no.
好吧 OK.
你跟她说过我这儿有木瓜吗 Did you tell her I have papaya in here?
他还要了热带水果盘？就这点可怜追求 He gets a tropical fruit plate? That is just so pathetic.
他可能是咱节目的唯一希望了 That guy might be our only hope.
我请您为了节目，先去找他吧 So I suggest you just man up and get in there!
哎呦，真是励志高手啊 That is such a good speech!
不过我不吃你这一套 Guess what? I'm not going.
我们这周先拍摄麦克的宣传片 So, we'll be shooting Mike's promos all week and then
然后周五的时候确定节目形式 we'll finalize the format of the show on Friday.
再排练一下麦克的开场白和接场台词 Then we'll rehearse Mike's openings and segues.
插一句，谁和观众说再见？ Excuse me. Who is going to say goodbye?
- 怎么？ - 在节目结束的时候？ - Pardon? - Well, at the end of the show?
有什么关系吗 It doesn't really matter.
麦克，你不会介意柯琳说再见吧 I mean, Mike, you don't mind if Colleen says goodbye?
你觉得观众最希望结束的时候听谁说 Well, who do you think the public would rather hear from last?
是把地球上的新闻奖得了个遍的人 Someone who's won every broadcast award on the face of the planet
还是前任的加州帕伊玛村儿的选美冠军？ or the former Miss Pacoima?
是亚利桑那州！ It's Arizona!
你感兴趣的话，我是亚利桑那冠军！ In case you're interested, I was Miss Arizona!
臭屁样儿 Christ!
我俩不能同时都抱着胳膊 We can't both have our arms folded.
我可是女士啊 And I am the female here, I think.
- 柯琳站在这边 - 我可巴不得离远点 - Colleen on this side. - Of course, I'd be more than happy to.
你能先站开一会吗，多谢 Can you just step away, just for a second? Thanks.
不想占用你宝贵的… 人都哪去了？ We don't want to take up your precious... Hello?!
- 这样不错吧 - 还有完没完？难不成还要拍泡沫浴照片？ - Is that better? - What's next? Bubble bath?
我是来慰问你的 Hey, I just came to... to offer my condolences
听说你雇了世界上人品倒数第三的家伙 on hiring the third worst person in the world.
谢谢啦 Thanks.
那其他两位是谁？ Yes. I... Who are the other two?
金正曰和女演员安杰拉·兰斯伯里 Kim Jong-il and Angela Lansbury, actually.
- 她自己心里最清楚 - 好吧 - She knows what she did. - OK.
记得你和麦克在晚间新闻合作过 So, I... I gather that you worked with Mike at the nightly news.
那是我这辈子最惨的一年 合作的时候 Worst year of my life. The entire time we worked together,
他对我的唯一称呼，就是“蠢猪先生” the only thing he ever called me was Senor Dipshit.
不好笑 It's not funny.
- 抱歉，是不好笑 - 没错 - I'm sorry, that's not funny. - No.
这也太损了，什么人品啊 That's terrible. That is terrible, actually.
那个… Yeah, so...
你现在是时候喝酒放松一下了 So now is an excellent time for you to take up drinking.
我想跟你说，我们下班后 And... And I came by to say that sometimes after work,
一般都去麦迪逊的席勒酒店 a few of us go over to Schiller's on Madison,
你要是有空的话 so, you know, if you're ever around...
- 有空？ - 没有家室缠身的话 - Around. - Yeah, available.
没有，多谢你邀请啊 Oh, OK. Yeah. That... would be nice.
那个…我其实没有外出的习惯 Yeah, I... I don't, I don't really go out very much,
不过我离着近的话就过去 but if I'm in the neighborhood,
- 肯定会和你打招呼 - 那明天怎么样 - I will definitely stop by and say hi. - Well, like tomorrow.
- 8点钟左右 - 好啊 - Around eight. - OK. Yeah, sounds good.
- 很好 - 就这么定了 - All right. - Sure, yeah.
- 再见 - 回头见 - Bye. - Bye.
撑过去了嘛，有了新主播 That's not too shabby. You got a new anchor.
还有人约会，事情总算好转了 Somebody asked you out on a date. Things are lookin' up.
他刚才…这不算约会啦 That was... He... Not asking me out on a date.
我觉得就是，听到的还能有假 I think it was. I was standin' right there.
- 真不是 - 是约会 - No, no. - Yeah.
他刚开始说有时候过去 He was just mentioning that he might be somewhere. I mean...
唉呀，要是有人约我，我还会不明白吗 Come on, please, I think I would know if I was being asked out on a date.
- 真是约会 - 好吧，我们把鸟语专家… - It's a date. - So, we've got the bird whisperer
- 排到了周二？ - 确定了 - confirmed for Tuesday? - Yes.
很好，还有周三请歌手阿尔·格林来 Great. And... Al Green on the plaza Wednesday.
- 唱两首歌 - 好的 - Two songs. - OK.
柯琳，你想在两首歌中间采访吗？ And Colleen, do you want to do the interview between the songs?
你觉得我像么 No, let me.
算了，我来采访 Yeah, I'll do it.
好的，麦克，我们有儿童水上安全的报道 OK. Mike, so we have this great story on children's water safety.
- 那… - 不合我的口味 - That's the... - Not my thing.
那么评点一下秋季的新节目？ OK, how about a rundown of the new shows on the fall television season?
- 想得美，没戏 - 好吧 - Oh, yeah. That's a no. - OK.
生态农场的兴起？可是热点话题啊 The boom in organic farming. Very hot topic right now.
有点新闻价值吧？ That's newsy, right?
我能怎么办？再辞掉个主播？ What do you want me to do? Fire another anchor?
再把那个拿脚数数的变态请回来？ Then we're gonna be stuck with that guy who counts with his hooves.
柯琳不可能包揽所有的非严肃类新闻 Colleen can't do every story that's not hard news.
他是麦克，他是传奇人物 我该怎么和他说？ It's Mike Pomeroy. He's a legend. What am I supposed to tell him?
- 说来就来 - 怎么？哦，你好 - There she is. - What? Oh, hi.
真有意思，杰瑞雇佣了你 Interesting, Jerry hired you.
没背景没资历的新手，还梳着刘海 No polish. No pedigree. Those bangs.
杰瑞当时怎么想的？ What was he thinking?
搞不懂啊 Just wondering.
- 他是刀子嘴豆腐心 - 希望如此 - He's a peach. - Yeah.
接下来的《早间新闻》 Coming soon to Daybreak,
迎来了新闻史上的传奇人物 one of the most legendary newsmen of all time.
他将给早间节目带来厚重的新闻阅历 Soon, he'll be bringing his experience to morning television.
在您早上喝第一杯咖啡时 Let Mike Pomeroy show you the world
让麦克带您了解世界！ over your first cup of coffee!
- 我的老天 - 怎么了？这次又怎么了 - Oh, for Christ's sake. - What? What, what, what is it now?
有损我形象啊，我拿个公文包太傻了 It's embarrassing. I mean, what's in the briefcase?
- 你什么意思？ - 装着主播的稿子？ - What do you mean? What? - Special anchorman papers?
- 没关系的 - 还是午饭？我这是往哪儿跑 - It doesn't matter. - My lunch? Where am I going?
- 都排练了8回了你才这么说？ - 我就像个无头苍蝇 - We've been over this eight times! - I'm running to nowhere.
- 大傻冒一个 - 不是…算了，你是很傻 - I look like a jackass! - No... Yes, you do.
敢给你拍广告的人，肯定当时嗑药了 You know, whoever gave you promo approval was smoking crack!
- 在路上聊天 - 我必须要找摄影师… - with Peter Jennings at the time. - I want to have words with...
我没把买春和台球也写额外要求里，算你走运 I could have had hookers and eight balls written into my contract.
- 原来你已经高抬贵手了啊 - “早上喝第一杯咖啡时” - How nice for you. ...over your first cup of coffee.
说什么第一杯咖啡？干嘛不直接说 Why do we have to mention that first cup of coffee? Why not just say,
“你早上拉屎之前先看一眼麦克？” "Watch Mike Pomeroy before your morning dump?"
新闻史上的传奇人物 One of the most legendary newsmen...
报道时尚话题的时候，一定要注意 So for the fashion segments, I think it's important that we interpret
要替观众考虑，毕竟她们不是T台上的瘦高模特 runway trends for our viewers because they're not all six foot and size zero.
- 他可真帅 - 是我的耶鲁大学同学 - Man, he's cute. - I went to Yale with him.
- 真的假的 - 我不信 - Shut up. - You did not.
他可是万人迷 Everyone was madly in love with him.
其实也就我，和所有单身的女性花痴罢了 Actually, just me and every single person I knew.
- 继续好吗 - 他爸是《新闻周刊》的编辑 - Can we just? - His dad was editor of Newsweek.
妈妈家里也是富的流油 特百惠连锁品牌好像就是她家的 His mom's family is rich as hell. They own like Tupperware or something.
他是耶鲁划船队的，当时得了全国冠军 He rowed crew for Yale when they won the national championship.
你好 Hi.
- 你认识他？ - 不算吧，也就混个脸熟 - You know him? - No. Yeah, well, yes, I mean, I...
- 算认识吧 - 他是不是帅绝人寰？ - Yes. - Don't you think he's smokin'?
- 帅毙了？ - 是啊 - Smokin'. - Yeah.
我不知道啊…我…说不准 I don't know, I don't know. Let me see. I don't know.
- 这可不是刁钻问题 - 他走了 - Not a hard question. - He's walking away.
也选平常的牛仔裤和腰带 So jeans and belts.
脸和脖子都红了哎 You have a rash or something spreading on your neck.
我曾让他写过一篇关于特朗普的文章 Well, you know, I asked him to do a piece on Trump.
他抓起我的可乐，从屋子那边就砸过来 And he actually picked up my Diet Coke and hurled it across the room.
- 肯定还捡起来吧 - 是啊，没打着我 - Wow, he picked it up. - Just missed me. He did.
我原来让他报道酸莓的大丰收 I asked him to cover a bumper crop of cranberries
他直接给我来一耳光 and he slapped me in the face.
- 真的？ - 是啊 - He did? - It's true.
- 是么 - 当然他当时醉糊涂了 - Really? - Of course, he was drunk off his ass.
亚当！ Adam!
- 你好 - 你好吗 - Hi. - Hi. How are ya?
- 不错 - 你好 - I'm good. - Hi.
- 你怎么不回我电话 - 抱歉 - You never called me! - I'm sorry.
我…近来工作很忙 We... I was... I've been workin' a lot.
希望能在周六的巴尔顿家… 划船派对上再见到你 Well, maybe I'll see you at Barton's regatta party on Saturday.
- 好的 - 很好 - Great, great. - OK, great.
说定了 Yeah, cool.
- 打扰了，我有点… - 没关系 - Sorry, I was just... - That's OK.
真的没关系，没事没事 Absolutely fine. That's fine, fine.
- 再见 - 回头见 - Bye. - See you later.
- 好的 - 那个…说到哪了 - Yeah. - So, anyway,
我今晚过来的原因是… the reason that I came by tonight,
因为我认识的了解麦克的人不多 was because I don't really know that many people who know Mike,
想着能有专业人士的指导会更好 and I thought, that, you know, I could get your professional feedback.
- 我的反馈意见？ - 是啊 - My feedback? - Yeah, you know.
我是说，我人生地不熟 I mean, 'cause I'm actually new in town and I don't...
- 别见外啊 - 让我付账吧 - Come on. - No, please.
…没那么多工作上的朋友关系，所以… ...have that many work contacts, so...
好的，那咱们算工作关系？ Great. So... we'll be contacts?
那样最好 That would be great.
在外靠朋友，越多越好 Well, you can never have enough of those.
是啊 No, you can't.
那我们回头再聊 So, definitely be seeing you around.
- 好的 - 好 - OK. - OK.
搞砸了 Shit.
彩排效果挺好，不错 OK. Good rehearsal. Good stuff.
咱们试着换一下新闻播报的风格 So let's just alternate the voiceover intros of the headlines.
- 好的 - 还有即兴解说部分 - OK. - And then ad-lib.
好吧，假设我们要报道… So, let's say, for example, we're doing a story about, I don't know,
- 国会的中期选举 - 才不会 - a midterm election. - But we won't.
咱这早间节目不播严肃新闻 Because the morning shows don't do news.
哎呦喂，你这一面的性格还真是少见 Pompous. That's really interesting. That's a different color for you.
- 那… - 你俩应该… - That's... - OK, and you two should just sort of,
轻松点，互相打趣 you know, banter back and forth a little bit.
打趣这词在拉丁语的本意是“像傻子一样胡扯” Banter, from the Latin word, meaning "to gibber like a moron?"
说说对当前新闻的看法 Just, you know, talk about the headlines.
别太正经就好 That's... that's what I mean.
我可不想彩排戏剧似的呆在这儿 I'm not gonna sit here and rehearse like I'm in summer stock.
40年的经验可不是吹的 I've been on the air for 40 years, for Christ's sake.
我当然知道即兴解说怎么弄 I think I know how to ad-lib.
加斯顿海港外，在恶劣天气下 The spill began when the tanker was damaged
油船在海上损坏后开始泄漏 in heavy seas outside Galveston.
打扰一下 Knock, knock.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
想跟您说 I just wanted to say,
祝您好运 you know, good luck.
柯琳报道的子宫检查新闻 Colleen's Pap smear.
可是电视上的传世经典啊 A television classic.
你喝醉了吧？ Are you drunk?
还没醉透 Insufficiently.
(现在的天气状况也使得清理…) Current weather conditions are complicating efforts
- (…不容乐观) - 那才是我的位子 ...to contain the... - That's my chair.
什么？ What?
我应该坐在那儿播报，那儿 That's where I belong. There.
（…专家建议联邦政府…） ...authorities have asked the federal government...
把我给挤走了，这帮狗娘养的… Took it away from me, those motherfu...
我觉得你应该回家去… I think maybe you should just go home...
- 看这个 - 嗯，是什么 - See this? - Yes. What is that?
40年窖藏的布莱迪纯麦威士忌 Forty-year-old Bruichladdich.
当我想自杀的时候才喝这酒 I only drink this when I'm practically suicidal.
好吧 OK.
你…你挺幽默的 You're, you're very funny.
那…咱们明天见？ Well, I'm gonna see you tomorrow... right?
（…造成的损失无法估量…） ...is almost impossible to calculate.
你好，我… Hi. I...
打扰了，我想过来转转 Sorry. I thought that I might swing by to...
看你… ...see if...
忙些什么 What are you working on?
我们正制作的节目… We're working on a piece
是有关菲律宾共产反抗组织 on the communist rebels in the Philippines.
听起来不错啊。那天晚上在酒吧见你 Good. That sounds great. So I went to the bar the other night to see you.
我记得，你当时急着走 Yeah, I could tell. By the way you ran in the other direction.
手舞足蹈的跑了 Your arms, pinwheeling.
描述的很准 Yeah. OK, fair, true.
是因为我觉得你这人… I think that you're sort of...
好得冒烟… ...comically great.
见你我就慌神了 And I thought it seemed so promising so I bungled it,
而且我老是把事情搞砸 because that's what I do. I bungle things.
还唠叨个不停，就像现在一样 I bungle and I ramble, and that's kind of like what I'm doing right now,
…乱说一通。 我对你一点防御力都没有 talking about it. You threw me off guard.
你这人，还有你的… You, with your...
和…还有… And the... and the, this...
加上… And the...
我织布的样子？ My working on a loom?
- 还是… - 不对 - My, my... - No.
两手扔骰子…还是… ...double-handed craps. My... - I...
- 我做健身操的样子？ - 划船，划船 - My Jazzercise. - Rowing. Rowing.
- 划船？ - 你是冠军啊 - Rowing? - Championship?
我可真猜不到 I never would have got that.
希望你明白我的意思 But you know what I mean.
我当时以为你不会看上我这样的 That I didn't think that you... liked me.
我真看上你了，奇怪吧 But I do. Oddly.
你很与众不同 You're... different.
表演哑剧也挺傻的 And a deeply terrible mime.
我约你出去，当时在酒吧 Well, I asked you out. Then when I saw you at the bar,
我的意思已经很明显了啊 有什么地方让你误会了？ I practically tackled you to the ground. What part of that was confusing?
过来，坐下说 Here, here, here, sit down.
其实，感情这方面我就幼儿园水平 Look, my radar for that kind of thing is so bad.
等对方赤身裸体了我才明白过来 I mean, I don't know if a man's interested in me until he's naked.
有一次对方把裤子脱了…我才说 I mean, the pants come off and then I'm like,
“原来你不是来看我的音乐收藏啊” "I guess you don't really want to see my CD collection
好吧 OK, look.
咱们重新开始 Let's start over.
就像平常人那样，从晚饭约会开始 Let's go out to dinner like... regular people.
跟着感觉慢慢来，顺其自然 Just take it slowly, just see where it leads.
- 怎么样？ - 很好啊 - How does that sound? - That sounds perfect.
天哪，我得回家了 Oh, God, I should go home.
已经8点了！8点了啊 It's eight! It's eight already.
- 我知道 - 明天是麦克的第一次播报 - I know. - It's Mike's first day tomorrow.
- 你确实得走了 - 算了，管他呢 - You should definitely go. - What's the big whoop?
他都主持几百万回了还差这次？ I mean, you know, he's done this like a million times before.
- 没错 - 他还是专业人士 - Yeah. - And he knows exactly what he's doing.
- 是啊 - 那个… - Yeah. - So...
没事的 It's fine.
他该不会开了一瓶40年的威士忌吧？ He didn't open a bottle of 40-year-old Bruichladdich, did he?
你怎么知道的？ How do you know that?
真喝了？ What?
我和他共事的时候 When I was working with him,
要是有什么他不想做的，比如说奥斯卡颁奖 if there was something that he didn't want to do, the Oscars,
奥林匹克或者任何能给人们带点乐子的新闻 the Olympics, something that people might actually get a tiny twinge
他头天晚上肯定喝个大醉 of pleasure from, the night before, he would go on a bender.
然后第二天请病假 Call in sick for work the next day.
我不会上他的当…我… No. No, no. This is ridiculous. I'm not...
…才不会去给他当保姆 I'm not going out there and chasing him around.
他想搞砸，他自己负责 If he wants to screw this up, that is his problem.
- 先从伊莲酒吧开喝 - 天哪，谢谢你了 - Start at Elaine's. - Oh, God, thank you. Thank you.
对不起 I'm sorry.
咱俩只能另找时间了 We'll do it again sometime.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 麦克来过吗？ - 是啊 - Pomeroy? - Yeah.
一个小时以前走的 He was here. He left about an hour ago.
真扫兴，小妞来了 Oh, no. The little woman.
- 敌人来袭 - 天哪，麦克 - Incoming. - Jesus Christ, Pomeroy,
编导还真是越来越年轻啊 they're getting younger and younger.
麦克，我必须和你谈谈 Mike... I need to talk to you.
哦哟，你怀上我的小孩了？ Why? Is the baby mine?
我要你明白，这节目对我和大伙非常重要 I will have you know that this show is very important to a lot of people,
不是你个人的事情 我把宝都到押这上面了 including but not limited to me. My ass is on the line here.
你个女人有什么宝？ Actually, your ass is irrelevant.
你连配角都算不上，我才是押的宝 You're just a footnote. It's my ass,
我的名誉，我的人品，我的！ my reputation, my integrity, mine!
“我的！”你还真是自我为中心啊 自私！ "Mine!" You're such an egotistical, selfish person!
我是新闻天才！ I'm on-air talent!
给我进去 Get in.
嘿！ Hey!
我到家了，你走吧 OK, I'm home. You can leave.
不行不行 Oh, no. No.
哇 Wow.
天哪 Oh, my God.
- 这是真品… - 晚安 - Is that a real... - Good night
当然 Of course.
你今晚寂寞了？ You're alone tonight?
也难怪 Makes sense.
我猜你啊 Let me guess.
碰到个小伙子 You meet a guy.
约会了三次 You have about three dates.
每次就只会谈工作 Spend the whole time talking about your job.
然后人家就把你忘了 He loses your phone number.
我看还有恋父情结 Aside from your obvious father issues,
你爸怎么了？ what'd he do?
抛弃你了？还是早逝？ Leave you? Die?
你这气场，拒人于千里之外 You've got this... repellent moxie.
你生活这么丰富，能谈很多新闻题材啊 Look at all the stories you could be doing here.
艺术，打猎，钓鱼 About art and hunting and fishing.
而且，你也有孙子了 I mean, you have grandchildren.
我都不知道你有小孩 I didn't even know you had kids.
能不能做一期家长专题 Look, we could be doing parenting segments.
把你家人也请到节目来 You should invite them down to the show.
他们这群不孝的杂种 The ungrateful little bastards.
还是不理为好 I don't think so.
好了，参观结束 Well, the little tour's over.
你回去过你的苦日子吧 Time to go back to your sad little life.
我要陪你到直播开始之前 I'm not going anywhere until we are on the air.
那你别打呼噜，我睡觉很轻 Well, please don't snore. I'm a light sleeper.
我不会睡着的 I'm not going to be sleeping.
如此相似 Just about the same
昏昏的小伙，欲睡的女士 Foggy little fella Drowsy little dame
两个想睡的人，却等着清晨的日出 Two sleepy people by dawn's early light
因为相爱，不愿说晚安分开 And too much in love to say good night
晚安 Good night.
- 晚安了 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
起来了，丫头 Let's go, girl.
- 你在干嘛？ - 没见识过真正的鸡蛋吧？ - What are you doing? - Have you ever seen a real egg?
这是马里兰州放养的母鸡下的蛋 These are from pastured hens in Maryland.
- 咱们必须赶快走了 - 我让他们每星期送一批 - We have to go. - I have them delivered once a week.
必须走了 We have to go.
肉馅蛋饼的妙处… Now, the beauty of a frittata
是什么配料都能做得好吃 is that it can be made with any ingredient.
冰箱里的什么东西都行 Anything that's in your refrigerator.
- 好，穿上工作服啊 - 什么？饿着肚子不开工 - Good. Get dressed. - What? You want me to starve?
我可得保持最佳体形 I've got to be in tip-top shape.
国家电视台的头面人物 I'm going to appear on national television in front of...
- 咱这节目有六七个观众呢 - 麦克，快点吧 - What, six or eight people? - Mike, come on.
咖啡？ Coffee?
大伙其实不知道，肉馅蛋饼… What few people know is that the frittata
应该降到常温再吃 was meant to be eaten at room temperature.
- 是意大利发明的… - 快点 - It was invented in Italy... - Come on.
- …用来下午加餐吃的 - 好吧 ...for the afternoon repast. - Look, guess what?
我不在乎你奢华风格的早餐，明白？ I don't really care about your epicurean breakfast, OK?
我就希望你快点走，咱们要晚点了 I just need you to walk faster, because we are going to be late.
大家好啊 Hey. Hello, there.
- 你俩刚才跑哪去了？ - 别提了 - Where the hell have you been? - It's a long story.
她在我家过的夜 She spent the night at my place.
大伙别误会，我睡的沙发 Come on, everyone. I slept on the couch.
直到我用非洲祈雨的"棒棒"把她叫醒 Until I woke her up with my... African rain stick.
别闹了。这是麦克第一次早播 对咱们都很重要 All right. OK. It's Mike's first show, so it's a really big day for us.
咱们再过一下… - Fire me today. - Yeah, so let's go...
整个节目的过场安排 through the lineup from the top.
再来一遍 One more time.
8号画面播放录像，切到9号的播报现场 We start with eight, full track. We'll be cutting to nine with announce.
9号是摇臂摄影机镜头 从远处开始移动 Nine will reveal the jib. Jib, start a little wider.
《今日》抢到了什么新闻？ OK. What are they promo-ing on the Today show today?
- 有他们抢不到的吗？ - 什么？ - What aren't they promo-ing? - What?
不是吧，维埃拉真把采访搞定了 Crap. No. Vieira scored that interview
采访了醉驾的花花公子模特？ 《早安美国》主播呢？ with the drunk-driving Playboy Playmate? What's on G.M. A?
- 她采访了影星克鲁尼 - 这贱人 - Well, she's doin' Clooney. Yeah. - Bitch.
你别念经似的把观众都弄睡着了，行吗？ Try not to bore the nation into a coma with your dull news crap, OK?
我就这强暴风格 Yes, certainly.
你抗拒不了就学着享受吧 Oh, and... suck it.
他俩配合着还挺顺眼的，好开头 Well, they look great together, so that's promising.
前辈爱德华大仙保佑 （已经过世的主播） Oh, heavenly ghost of Edward R. Murrow.
犹太副主编都祈祷上了 大伙都很有信心啊 OK, the Jewish guy is crossing himself, so we're confident.
30秒直播倒数，大家准备好了？ Thirty seconds to air. Everybody ready?
他们知道蛋糕的事儿吗 They know about the cake?
相关人员都了解？准备好了？好 Everybody does? Stage manager's got that covered? Good.
- 蛋糕伺候…好戏登场 - 双面字幕特效切换 - Cake is good to go. D-Day. - I want the double matte through
两个名字都在上面，很好，准备… both names, both names. Great. OK, stand by...
滚动新闻准备，特效准备，很好 Stand by, ticker. Stand by, Deko, that's great.
- 准备好了？ - 是啊，你呢？ - You ready for this? - I'm ready. Are you ready?
播报准备，9号画面准备 Stand by, announce. Ready to roll nine.
9号开拍，切换画面 Here we go and roll nine. Take nine.
- 没出岔子 - 稍后切到4号画面 - We're good so far. - Stand by to go on four.
- 开始，《早间新闻》 - And... here we go. ...on Daybreak.
- 继续4号画面 - 倒数7秒 - And go on four. - Seven.
- 继续4号 - 就这样 - Reveals four. - There they are.
- 4，3… - 5 - Five. - Four, three...
（…麦克为您播音） - 镜头切给麦克，提示信息准备 ...and Mike Pomeroy. - Go dissolve to Mike and cue them.
早上好，观众们 Good morning, everyone.
播报之前，我要告诉大家 今天是我们节目历史性的时刻 Before we begin, today is a historic moment here on Daybreak.
传奇的麦克·波默罗伊 屈尊来到了我们的早间节目 Today's the day that Mike Pomeroy joins our little show.
我们很幸运的请到了 你这样有才华的主播 We are so lucky to have a journalist of your caliber here with us, Mike.
我们非常…怎么说呢…欢迎你 We're just... what can we say except, welcome, welcome.
很好 Yes.
- 他说很好 - 这就完了？ - He said yes. - That's it?
- 很好？他说很好 - 很好。逗我玩呢？ - Yes? He said yes. - Yes. You got to be kidding me.
- 好么 - 就这么多 - That's great. - That's all it is.
- 把蛋糕拿上来 - 我们有个惊喜给你 - Bring on the cake. - We have a little surprise for you.
- 推蛋糕上来 - 祝第一天快乐 - Push in the cake. - Happy First Day to you
- 祝第一天快乐 - 准备3号画面给珍妮镜头 - Happy First Day to you - Ready three on Jane.
- 祝第一… - 谢谢 - Happy First... - Thank you.
- 现在继续今天新闻 - 好，直接播报 - Now on to today's top stories. - Go, take it.
今天在德克萨斯州 恶劣的天气继续影响海湾的灾情 In Texas today, severe weather continues to plague the Gulf Coast.
他就这么不领情。真绝了 He's not buyin' it. Wow.
那也成。至少没翻脸么 OK, all right, very good. So far, he's a cozy blanket.
给我22号新闻，好的 I need 22. Great.
…强奸犯是一名将近40岁的白人男性 ...sexual offender is a Caucasian male in his late thirties,
身高大约1.8米，单独作案 approximately six feet tall. He apparently works alone,
强奸犯
通过没关好的门窗潜入房子 gaining access to homes through unlocked windows and doors.
- 准备好切换 - 密尔沃基市的警方呼吁… - Stand by to change. - Local police in Milwaukee
看到和画像类似的人 请立即报警 are asking anyone who recognizes this sketch to contact them immediately.
- 更换画面，换掉 - 另外的新闻… - Change your graphic. And change it. - In other news,
强奸犯
前总统卡特继续于本周… former President Jimmy Carter continued his campaign
- 在北京呼吁尊重人权 - 嘿！ - for human rights in Beijing this week. - Hey!
- 怎么？ - 大伙 - What? - Guys, the...
- 字幕 - 怎么？ - The graphic. - Are you?
- 快换字幕！ - 怎么总统下面还是… - Change the graphic! - See, the thing on the...
- 标着强奸犯 - 快换掉！ ...on the graphic. - Lose the graphic!
- 大伙！ - 快换掉 - Guys! - Lose it!
或者把字体换掉… Get the... the font on the graphic, like the type on the...
- 拜托 - 保守派继续谴责… - Please. - China has been accused
- …中国的现状 - 你刚才… - by detractors of backsliding... - You just...
是啊，是啊… Yep, yep. Yep, yep, yep.
准备切换，特效字幕进入 Stand by to change. Deko in.
接下来是天气预报 We're going to weather.
有请厄尼·阿普比 For first look at weather, here's Ernie Appleby.
多谢，柯琳 Thanks, Colleen.
我也想欢迎一下麦克的首次主播 I'd like to take a moment to welcome Mike Pomeroy to his first broadcast.
两个台风眼也盯着不放过他 As one hurricane said to another, I have my eye on you.
同时今天全国整个范围… And lookin' across the country today, you'll see we still have
都继续由中西部的高压气团控制 that high-pressure system comin' out of the Midwest.
准备逐渐切换到录像 We'll dissolve to tape. Tape, stand by.
正面特写，人在正中间 I want a center shot. Just keep... Just center on one. Center on one.
很好，准备，1号2号画面 That's perfect. Here we... OK, great. Ready one. Ready two.
切到2号 And go two.
给麦克镜头，放提示信息 Dissolve to Mike, and cue them.
底部新闻滚动 And ticker in.
明天的《早间新闻》，我们要教给你做土豆的… Tomorrow on Daybreak, we'll show you eight things you didn't know
八种秘方…会很有趣哦 you could do with potatoes. Should be fun.
同时，救援人员将谈到，国际组织 Also, we'll talk to some relief workers who say the international community
- 对保护海湾有渎职行为 - “渎职”什么？ - has abrogated its duty to protect... - What the hell is abrogated?
这词儿不在提示器上啊 That wasn't on the teleprompter.
- 准备切到远景2号画面 - 我们的早间播报就到这里 - Ready to widen on two. - And that's our show for this morning.
麦克，欢迎来到《早间新闻》的大家庭 Welcome to the Daybreak family, Mike.
- 也谢谢… - 谢谢各位，再见 - And thank you... - Thank you, everyone. Goodbye.
再见 Goodbye.
- 再见 - 说多少遍了？ - Goodbye. - How many is that?
- 再见 - 每人3遍 - Goodbye. - Three each.
- 再见 - 直播结束！ - Bye. - And we're out!
- 逐渐切到黑屏，很好 - 再见喽 - Fade to black. Here we go. - Bye-bye.
你有自知之明吗？ You know what you are?
恕我不敬，你就是个混蛋，明白？ Excuse me for saying this, but you're an asshole, OK?
- 贝琪！她姓什么？ - 你不是同意轻松播报吗 - Becky! What's her last name? - You said you would banter!
没有没有，是你要我轻松播报 No, no, no, no. You said I would banter.
我回答说要新闻播报 I said I would anchor a news show.
合同这么写的，额外的我不管 That's what my contract calls for. And that's what I'm going to do.
可你不能老是一副谁惹着你的样子 But, Mike, you can't just go out there and give monosyllabic answers
- 只选天灾之类的新闻播 - 是吗？ - and talk about natural disasters! - Are you sure?
我刚才就这么做了，怎么着？ 另外，你不该回去吗 'Cause I think that's what I just did. Anyway, what are you doing here?
快回办公室去 You have to get back to your office
等着总统卡特打你的电话吧 and wait for your phone call from Jimmy Carter.
- 怎么？ - 总统卡特，“强奸犯” - What? - Jimmy Carter, "sexual offender."
走吧，别烦我 Now, go away, I'm busy.
- 麦克，你就不能保证… - 快走开！ - But Mike, can you just promise... - Go away.
我走，走得远远的 Go away. I just go away!
嘿，节目不算糟糕的 Hey. It wasn't that bad.
别提了，头疼 I don't wanna talk about it.
好吧 OK.
这计划不错 There's a plan.
抱歉，可… Sorry, just...
嘿 Hey.
我得看看是谁打来的 I may need to see who that is.
- 要是耽误工作怎么办 - 自然会有人顶替 - OK. What if something happens? - Then someone else
报道世界上最大的南瓜还需要天才 will cover the world's biggest pumpkin.
- 你的标准对我不行啊 - 怎么 - That's not fair. - No.
你是做深度报道 No. Because you work for a magazine show.
- 没错 - 每两个月只需要… - Yes. - And you do one 15-minute story
- 出15分钟节目 - 是啊 - every two months. - That's right.
我们要每天做15个三分钟内的节目 And we are doing 15 stories a day, none more than three minutes each,
可能三分半钟也算，要是总统… I mean, maybe three and a half, if it's the President
或者有什么裸照新闻… or they're nude photos or something...
你的闹铃好用吗？ How reliable is your alarm clock?
（…进展之中，不过好消息是…） ...is making progress. However, one good piece of news
- （风向帮了救援的忙） - 忙什么呢 - is that the winds have come in... - What's goin' on?
西部火灾。他们正找纵火犯 Fire out west. They're looking for an arsonist
觉得可能3周以前的火也是他放的 and they think that he might have set the fire, like, three weeks ago?
很可能是个惯犯 He could be a serial offender.
- 半夜还忙 - 抱歉 - It's the middle of the night. - I'm sorry.
和你过得很开心 I have had such a lovely time.
我真得工作，而且… I really have and I...
- 我舍不得你… - 走吧 - I'm so glad that we... - Go.
- 什么？ - 正事要紧，你就走吧 - What? - You want to go. You should go.
你确定吗？ Are you sure about that?
快去吧 Get out of here.
谢谢 Thank you.
《早安美国》抢先采访了纵火犯母亲 Good Morning America got the mother of the arsonist.
什么？我靠 What? Ass!
不用安慰我。还有纵火犯的老婆或者亲戚可找 Don't. All right, I need an arsonist spouse or something.
- 真倒霉 - 你怎么… - Damn it. - So you're gettin'scooped
每天都抢不到新闻？你没个什么计划吗 like every morning. How come? I mean, do you have any kind of plan?
节目还需要微调一下 Yes, the show will still... need some fine-tuning...
微调？搞笑吧 Fine-tuning? Really?
坏了的机器微调有用吗 Can you tune something when nothing is working?
麦克是节目成功的关键 Mike Pomeroy is the key to making this show work.
可他现在给你帮倒忙 Well, at the moment, he's ruining your show, and to be honest,
而且你有很多功夫微调吗？ you haven't got much time for fine-tuning, right?
- 我能搞定他 - 是吗？ - Yeah. I'm not worried. - You're... Really?
我能搞定的 I'm not worried.
人物介绍怎么样？ 我们正和厨师丹尼尔·布德合作 How about profiles? We're doing a piece on Daniel Boulud.
到头来我要在厨房做空心甜饼吗？ Does it end with me in the kitchen making profiterole?
不用 No.
马里兰州的母鸡下蛋怎么样？算了 Cornish hens. OK, forget that.
那采访歌手蒂姆·麦克劳 或者菲斯·希尔如何？ How about an interview with Tim McGraw and Faith Hill?
要是他俩有谁能选上总统 或者能治愈癌症，你再找我 Either one of them becomes president or cures cancer, let me know.
不过我确实有好的新闻线索 But I do have one good lead.
是么？真的？ Yeah? Yeah, really?
- 我听说你和“蠢猪先生”勾搭上了 - 什么？ - I hear you're dating Senor Dipshit. - What?
- 你怎么办到的？ - 谁告诉你的 - How did you make that happen? - Who told you that?
- 就你俩？搞笑吧 - 我不是… - Him and you, really? - No, I'm...
和他约会的女孩通常都是… Because usually, you know, he dates girls that are sort of, you know with...
眼神勾魂，波涛汹涌？ Taffy pullers with... heavy meatballs?
纽约州首府倒是有个新闻线索 There's a developing story coming out of Albany, though.
正审查州长的保税单呢 The governor's tax returns are being audited.
这题材太严肃了，你不明白我的意思吗 Oh, for God's sakes, you're killing me, no!
- 我希望观众了解你这个人 - 说得好听 - I want people to get to know you. - No, you don't.
这是让我先帮你拉皮条，然后你再来卖春药 You want me to pander so you can sell erectile dysfunction medication.
- 怎么可能 - 别想了 - Oh, no, I don't. - Well, I won't!
天哪，你就是电视里的那家伙！ Oh, my God! It's you, you're that guy!
我今天和家人正吃南瓜的时候 I just saw you this morning and everyone was eating stuffed zucchini,
就见你发南瓜的牢骚 我说“这不是那谁谁吗” and you were cranky about it. I was like, "Oh, my God, there's that guy!"
以前挺牛的那个？那位过气的主播？ You used to do news, right? Like a while ago? It's...
还是别拿手搂我的肩吧，多谢 Please, remove your hand from my person. Thank you.
（哥伦比亚广播公司的晚间新闻主播） 太棒了，谢谢！真是惊喜！ 他是丹·拉泽！ This is great! Thank you! I can't believe it! Dan Rather!
- 丹·拉泽！ - 你瞧，大伙喜欢你 - Dan Rather! - See? People want to like you.
每天都能和大家见面 You're... you're in their home every day,
其实我很羡慕你的角色 and, you know, it's an honor and, you know,
你不能说些人们喜欢听的新闻吗？麦克… why can't you just do stories people might enjoy? Mike...
现在对我和节目都很关键 We're in trouble. I'm in trouble.
求你帮帮忙 Help me, please.
丹·拉泽，还真给我面子 Dan Rather. For Christ's sake.
贝琪！贝琪！ Becky! Becky!
贝琪 Becky.
我有个好主意，听我说 I have a great idea for a segment. Get ready for this.
前世轮回。要是能找到名人之间的传承关系… Past lives. If we could find out who celebrities
那该多好啊，是吧？ had been in their past lives, I think that would be terrific, don't you?
好比说，歌手贾斯汀·廷博莱克… 其实是林肯总统转世？ I mean, what if Justin Timberlake had been Abraham Lincoln?
很多演员都改名来增强影响力 Many actors have changed their names to be taken more seriously.
瑞吉·施罗德改名瑞克 Ricky Schroder became Rick.
德韦恩·强森改名叫巨石强森 The Rock became Dwayne Johnson.
波西亚·罗西以前叫阿曼达 And Portia de Rossi's name used to be Amanda,
改名后念起来更像高档轿车名儿 but she changed it so as to sound more like the car,
她觉得这样更具艺术气息 which she felt sounded more impressorial.
新名字其实是最火爆的名人的附属品 A new name has become the latest, hottest accessory for celebrities,
就像柏金手包或者小孩一样 like a Birkin bag or a baby.
回到麦克的直播间 Back to you, Mike or Michael.
- 画面渐变到麦克那里，加入滚动新闻 - 她是怎么混进电视台的？ - Dissolve to Mike and ticker in. - How did she get here?
- 别问了 - 怎么？难不成是某人小蜜？ - Don't ask. - What? Is she sleeping with someone?
打扰一下 Pardon me?
谢谢 Thanks.
- 你看过收视率了？ - 是啊 - Have you seen these? - Yes, but...
原来你想降低收视率啊 来这里就这目的？ You want to make the ratings worse? That's why you came here?
当然不是，麦克还需要热身一下 Well, no. Mike is still getting up to speed.
- 还有两个问题要解决 - 给麦克热身？ - I'm working on a couple elements. - Gettin' Mike up to speed?
- 是啊 - 烂摊子出不了好节目 - Yeah. - You're circling the drain.
收视率低成这样，你招不到好手 You rarely book anybody decent because of the ratings.
- 什么重要的采访也没做成 - 我们还需要时间 - You're not gettin' any big interviews. - We just need more time.
- 就快了… - 天哪，你比我想的… - Just a little... - God, you're, you're more naive
- 还天真，可不是嘛 - 抱歉？ - than I thought, aren't ya? - Excuse me?
公司要砍掉节目组 The network wants to cancel the show.
他们想要弄个竞猜或者访谈节目 They want to run game shows and syndicated talk instead.
刚开始你还给我点希望 For a second, I thought you might have a shot,
请到麦克算是惊喜了 especially when you got Pomeroy. But the joke's on me,
可连麦克都没能让节目火起来 是我替你背黑锅 'cause it turns out you failed even more completely than the network thought.
6周以后，节目组被砍 In six weeks, they cancel the show.
你会让我们这部门实力大大削弱 Not only will you have significantly weakened our news division,
还成为了47年老牌节目的收官编导啊 you will have presided over the demise of a show that's been on the air
干的不错 for 47 years! Nice work.
你怎么不去美国公共广播试试 把芝麻街这节目搞黄了算你本事 Why don't you go over to PBS and see if you can kill Sesame Street.
快走吧，你已经够让我心烦的了 Go. You've wasted enough of my time.
还有6个星期，先别告诉节目组好吗 We have six weeks. Can you just not tell anyone yet?
现在士气都不在状态 Because morale isn't exactly at a peak.
好啊，需要我说的时候告诉我 早死晚死有什么区别 Fine. Tell 'em when you want to. It doesn't really matter, does it?
（国家广播公司NBC的总裁） 派普，打电话给菲尔·格里芬 Piper, get Phil Griffin on the phone.
告诉他，如果5点还不回电话 Tell him if I don't hear from him by 5:00,
（美国广播公司ABC总编导） 球票就送给费列·麦格迪了 those Super Bowl tickets go to Phyllis McGrady!
罗杰，请继续介绍详细情况 ...joins us now with details. Roger.
林肯路、贝德福街、罗杰斯大街上 It certainly is a happy day here on Lincoln Road
今天大家都很开心 between Bedford Avenue and Rogers Avenue.
这是…正式的… This is, yes, officials...
- 五号是直播画面 - 好的 - We're live at five, people. - OK.
羽毛的，羊毛的，绒毛的？ Feathery, fleecy, flocculent?
- 他有完没完 - 怎么？出什么乱子了 - Oh, for Christ's sake. - What? What's going on now?
麦克觉得一个词让他不爽 Mike is offended by a word in the next story.
他不爽…复活节小鸡也能惹着他？ He's offended. It's about Easter chicks.
我才不说“毛毛的”这词儿 I'm not saying the word "fluffy."
无聊新闻已经让我受够了 It's bad enough I have to do these ridiculous stories.
你还有脸抱怨？上个星期 You know what, buddy? Guess what? Last week,
我要在一个句子里用“直肠”和“潮湿”两个词 I had to use the words "rectal" and "moisture" in the same sentence.
- 是啊，第一次就口味不轻啊 - 麦克！ - Well, first dates can be awkward. - Mike!
- 贝琪… - 我受够了 - Becky... - That's it!
- 贝琪，你要干嘛 - 我受够了 - Becky, Becky, what are you doin'? - I've had enough!
- 麦克，我要和你聊聊 - 贝琪，60秒后就直播了 - Mike? I need to talk to you. - Becky, we're back in 60.
我就占用一会儿 I'm sorry, this'll just take a second.
我这辈子一直很仰慕你 I've looked up to you all my life.
以前甚至把你当神一样看待 我和我爸追着看你的节目 You know that? I actually idolized you. My dad and I used to watch you on TV.
所以，你也能想象的到 So just, you know, imagine my surprise when it turns out
看到你是世界上人品最烂的人有多失望 that you're actually the worst person in the entire world.
- 不是世界上第三烂的，是最烂的 - 怎么回事？ - Not the third worst! The worst! - What's goin' on?
麦克，把新总编导弄崩溃了 Pomeroy. He broke the latest Daybreak EP.
…我们有这样的机会已经很知足了 ...how lucky we all are to have these jobs,
- 现在还要担心走人 - 马上直播… - how quickly that can be taken away. - We're back in...
我本来有个人品好的大帅哥陪着我 And there's this guy, this really kind of great, smokin' guy
上床之前还要忍受我工作的抱怨 who can actually stand me long enough to have sex with me.
这工作一团糟都是你搅的！ And you know what? It's all just a big mess. Because of you!
大伙的日子都不好过 You know, nobody can do their jobs well around here
就因为你不屑于做好你的工作！ because you can't be bothered to do yours at all!
直播开始 And we're back.
欢迎来到《早间新闻》，接下来是天气情况 Welcome back to Daybreak. And now, with a check of the weather,
- 厄尼请讲 - 镜头切给广场上的厄尼 - here's Ernie. - Take Ernie on the plaza.
谢谢柯琳。今天还真是热得冒烟啊 Thanks, Colleen. Surprisingly toasty day out here, isn't it, folks?
是啊 Yeah!
是时候穿比基尼泳装了 我可是里面藏着呢 Good day to break out the bikini. I know I'm wearing mine right now.
大伙这是说什么呢 All right. Well, what do we have here?
哎呀，宝贝，这些人可不是我的托儿 Goodness, honey. I did not put her up to this.
- 可乐？ - 不，我不要可乐 - Coke? Diet Coke? - No, I don't want a Diet Coke.
闪一边去 Step aside!
- 杰瑞，我要和你谈谈 - 拍马屁可不管用 - Jerry, I would like to talk to you. - You're gonna bust a cap in my ass?
要是我能提高收视率呢？ 还有六周的时间 What if I get the ratings up? We've got six weeks.
要是我能满足公司的要求呢 What if I move that needle just enough?
- 不可能 - 没试你怎么知道 - You won't. - We'II, you're... you don't know that.
- 贝琪 - 你给我定个标准 - Becky. - There's got to be some number
如果达到了，你就能给我们再争取6个月 I can hit that will give us a shot, that would give us an extra six months,
- 说个数 - 当然可以，你能超过1.5%的收视率 - something. - Sure, if you got over one point five
- 或者更牛也行 - 说定了，你别反悔 - or something absurd like that... - Done! So I've got your word?
要是收视率提高到1.75% I get those ratings up more than three quarters of a point,
- 你能给我更多时间吗 - 别做梦了 - you give me more time? - It won't happen.
咱们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
还有你的女友丽萨 And your girlfriend Lisa?
能不能让她学好英语后塞给别的节目组？ Can you get her a dictionary and stick her on somebody else's show?
她可要给我逼疯了 'Cause she's killing me.
好么，雷厉风行的编导啊 你这是怎么了 Wow, well, look who the wind blew in! What happened to you?
我们得脱胎换骨了 Well, we're gonna change a few things.
- 那好 - 厄尼在外景吧？ - OK. - Is Ernie in place?
是的，他要采访坐过山车的人们 Yes, he is. He'll be interviewing people as they come off the coaster.
不行，他也要坐过山车，亲自坐 No, he won't. Not anymore, he's not. We're gonna put him on that coaster.
在他前面绑上手提摄相机，直播 就这么着！ We're gonna strap a handheld to the car in front of him and then go live. Boom.
这部分就叫“未知冒险”？ 从今以后… It's called "picking up the game," people. OK? So from now on,
所有的新闻必须能引起轰动！ every single story that we do, it's gonna have to be sensational!
要主动出击，全力工作 We're gonna be more aggressive. We're gonna work harder.
从现在开始 And we're gonna do it right now.
- 你是不是要… - 我才不会唱歌伴舞！ - Are, are you gonna? - I'm not gonna sing!
怎么老有人这么问 Why do people ask me that?
不过问题是，能采到他的声音吗 So the big question is, are we gonna be able to hear his mic?
可以，要是他犯心脏病了 Yes, we will. If he has a heart attack,
还能录上他临终的嘶喊 we'll be able to capture every heartrending scream.
- 准备好了？ - 给她台词提示 - Really? Great. - Cue her.
冒险爱好者们今年夏天有福了 Thrill-seekers have something to look forward to this summer
六旗冒险乐园揭幕了全新设计的过山车 as Six Flags unveils a brand-new roller coaster.
它叫“暴力过山”，是全国最快的过山车 The "Manhandler" is the fastest coaster in the U.S.
- 最高速度可达每小时200公里 - 厄尼准备好，开始了 - With speeds up to 130 miles an hour... - Stand Ernie by. Here we go.
…95度的斜角。记者厄尼… 为您带来激情体验 ...ninety-five degrees. Our own Ernie Appleby is getting a sneak peek
第一手的过山车感受，是吧？ at this amazing new ride, isn't that right, Ernie?
- 准备，接入他的声音 - 厄尼，你能听到我们的话吗 - Standing by. Open his mic. - Ernie, can you hear us?
能听到，看起来一路的景色会很不错 Yes. Yes, I can. And so far, it's a beautiful ride.
现在的风景赏心悦目呀 Quite an amazing view from up here.
天这么蓝，地平线上的积雨云 Mostly blue skies. Cumulus clouds on the horizon,
预示着今年有个好兆头 always a good sign this time of year.
要到第一个俯冲了 Might be heading into our first dip.
哦，我的…天 Oh, my. Oh, my.
我…操… Oh, fu...
不要啊… No!
主意不错，观众们爽了 Oh, yeah. No, this is a great idea.
- 快停下！ - 切换2号画面 - Please, make it stop! - Take two.
以后还想怎么整他？电击他的裤裆？ What are you gonna do to him next? Strap electrodes to his balls?
我都同情这混蛋小丑了 I actually felt sorry for that animatronic puppet asshole.
你瞧，我们在Youtube视频网上 获得了8万的点击量 Hey, look, we got 80,000 hits on YouTube already.
厄尼自己也玩得很爽，而且… And Ernie is absolutely thrilled. And by the way,
每分钟的收视率都在增加 we had another bump in the minute-to-minutes.
- 贝琪，好创意 - 谢谢！别抗拒了，麦克 - Becky, good stuff. - Thank you! Lighten up, Mike.
一般说“别抗拒了”的场合，都是… You know what I've noticed? People only say, "Lighten up"
有人要虐待你到屁滚尿流的时候才说 when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.
我说的还不够明白吗 Well, you know what? I hate to break it to you,
- 实际上… - 老天，好节目啊 - but the fact is... - Oh, my God, amazing segment.
谢谢。人们争论新闻的严肃性和娱乐性很久了 Thank you. The world has been debating news versus entertainment for years
最后呢？麦克，你这边输了 and guess what? Mike, your side lost.
- 别自己为是 - 是么 - You know what? - What?
你错了，观众有脑子 You're wrong. People are smart.
他们需要信息，不是垃圾 你就在给他们垃圾 They want information. Not junk, which is all you're willing to give them.
- 垃圾，糖份，糖份，糖分 - 抱歉 - Junk. Sugar, sugar, sugar. - Excuse me.
- 好吧 - 更多糖份 - OK. - And more sugar.
那你给他们吃什么？ Yeah, well, what would you have them do, Mike?
天天吃糠咽菜？纤维，纤维，纤维？ Eat bran all day? Fiber, fiber, fiber?
收视率提高了才是王道 We have to get the ratings up, Mike,
播报严肃新闻就等着节目被砍吧 or we can have a lot of high-minded ideas and not be on the air.
前景不乐观，可我不想因为没尽全力而后悔 This show may go down, but it's not because I'm not trying my hardest.
听明白了？我不管你怎样，我是决不放弃 You hear me? I don't care what you do, but I'm not giving up.
我要和你谈谈，有关厄尼的事儿 I wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to you right now about Ernie.
- 啊？你也来？ - 是啊 - Oh, my God, you, too? - Yes.
怎么都这么担心他？他可是成年人了 Why is everyone worried about Ernie? You know, he's a grown man.
- 操心厄尼？别开玩笑了 - 他都签放弃索赔声明了 - Worried about Ernie? You kidding me? - He signed release forms.
他可是专业玩家。我很欣赏你的创意 He's a hack. Look, I see what you're doing.
我也觉得挺好玩的，一直期待有这种节目 I think it's great. It's exactly what I've been waiting for,
你这教练也拉我进来吧 so just, you know, sign me up, coach. Put me in.
- 我随时听候调遣 - 真的？ - Whatever you want to call it. - Really?
是啊 Yeah.
有没有什么身体疾病不方便啊？ Do you have any preexisting conditions?
别逗你姐了，看我多年轻 Are you kidding? Look at me. I'm a rock.
想抱抱他么？ Would you like to hold him?
想啊，这么可爱的小东西 I would love to hold it, dear little thing.
小心点，千万别让他钻进去 Watch it. Careful he doesn't go in there.
快点帮帮我 Can you get it out though?
其实麦克也想来的 Mike wanted to be here for this. Mike Pomeroy.
他也很喜欢动物 You know how he is. He loves animals.
你该不会…然后… （臭鼬放屁了） Have you just... You... And then...
青蛙有嘴唇啊，它会张嘴吗？ Those are frog lips. Does a frog open its lips ever?
4号画面准备，切换。1号准备，切换 Ready four, take four. Ready one. Take one.
1号准备，切换 Ready one. Take it.
- 我也就开个玩笑 - 亲它 - I would never do that. - Kiss it.
小呆瓜，给你个吻怎么样 How about a big kiss, sucker?
是不是有点…太新潮了啊 That's a little, that's wrong.
太好玩了，再亲一下 That was so good. Do it again.
（美国说唱歌手，演员，艺名叫50美分） 您是50美分先生？我是您的粉丝 Fitty, Fitty! Mr. Cent? Hi! Fan.
狂热粉丝！“带你去糖果店…” Big fan! Take you to the candy shop
- “让你舔…” - 唱得不错 - Whoa, let you lick - I heard the song.
我是《早间新闻》的编导 很想邀请你参加节目 I'm a producer for Daybreak and we would so love to have you on our show.
我们给你超过《今日》节目两倍的时间 We'd give you twice as much time as the Today show.
还可以播出你最新的4首歌 请考虑一下 And you could play four songs from your new record. Just think about it.
我带你去糖果店 I'll take you to the candy shop
让你舔着棒棒糖 I'll let you lick the lollypop
- 哦 - 来吧，姑娘，别停下 - Oh! - Go 'head girl, Don't you stop
让你爽到口水喷射的极点！ Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa!
我带你去糖果店 I'll take you to the candy shop
你也试试我这味吧 Boy one taste of what I got
保证让你弹尽粮绝… I'll have you spending all you got...
1号画面准备，切换！2号准备 Ready one, take one! Ready two!
很好！ Well!
那个犹太教的故事 你是想让变性人妓女… On the rabbi story, do you want the transvestite prostitute
- 打扮成男的还是女的？ - 男的 - to be dressed as a man or a woman? - A man.
- 男的 - 不，女的 - Man. - No, a woman.
哦，让他/她 开始穿成女的… No, have him/her start the segment as a woman and then,
然后中间返场之后穿成男的！ boom, after the break he/she comes back as a man!
- 好主意 - 是啊 - Yes. That's it. - Yes. Yes.
请柯琳继续 Back to you, Colleen.
- 行了，画面都切走了 - 两个。都很明显 - All right! They've cut! - Both. Emphatically.
收视率情况 Here are the ratings.
了解，了解 I know, I know.
好啊，好啊 Yes, yes.
稍后回来，我们给您介绍… And when we come back, we'll tell you about
平稳度过更年期的新招… new ways to cope with menopause.
新门把手 New doorknobs.
好的 OK.
- 我动作对吗？ - 是的 - And am I doing it right? - Yes.
你们怎么知道？也没看着我 How do you know? You're not looking.
我们能做个中年人减肥的系列节目 一共五期 Or we could do a whole series on senior weight loss. A five-parter.
找个减肥专家…就是… We could get that health expert, you know, the one with the...
很好，很好，我就去做 It's good, it's good, it's good. I'll do it.
慢点！你看看 Wait! Wait, look.
每周收视率都在涨，核心观众增长了5% The week-to-weeks are better and total viewers are up by five percent!
可还不够好 And those are not good enough!
结果查出肉饼中含有大肠杆菌 Turns out the burger patties were contaminated with E. Coli,
能够导致腹痛和腹泻 which can cause cramping and diarrhea.
- 去掉滚动新闻，加入音乐… - 稍后回到《早间新闻》 - Lose the ticker, music in... - We'll be right back on Daybreak.
去掉字幕，和节目标识 Dissolve the logo. And mark.
直播完毕 And we're out.
唉，这种拉屎不把门的新闻没人愿意听 Great, a story about uncontrollable shitting and look who gets it.
是啊，我才不播 Well, it's not my sort of thing.
我能提醒你么？咱扫厕所的就别嫌臭 Can I just say one thing? That's our job.
你觉得自己高高在上，当然… 是曾经高高在上 I know you think you're above it and, of course, you were above it
被炒了之后不也沦落到这粪坑了吗 before you got fired. But now, guess what, you're down in the muck
大家一块臭 with the rest of us, Mike.
牛粪堆上也有鲜花，我还有自己的底线 And yet I still have standards, unfortunately for you.
- 我就没底线？ - 你当然有底线 - Suppose I don't have standards? - Sure, you do.
《子宫检查》的新闻播出时 你不是穿了丝绸睡衣吗 When you got your Pap smear on air, you wore a silk robe.
- 我靠 - 服装可真是神来之笔啊 - OK! - Classy touch.
- 5秒之后直播 - 到此为止 - We're back in five... - That is it!
我受够了！我受够了！ I've had it with you! I've had it!
- 3…2… - 2号画面准备 - Three... and two... - Go, two.
- 切换，台词提示 - 1 ...one. - Dissolve and cue.
明天的节目中，柯琳将亲自享用《地狱厨房》… Tomorrow on the show, Colleen will make the British classic bangers
(mass一词双关，有土豆泥和调情的两种意思) - 厨师戈登的硕大香肠 - 没错，我不得不做这节目 - and mash, with chef Gordon Ramsay. - That's right, I will,
因为你把什么都推给我 超越你的底线了吧 because you refuse to do it, Mike. Guess it's beneath you.
你对香肠那么饥渴，我一个男人怎么会吃醋 Well, that and it's tough to get between you and a sausage, so...
香肠，说得好啊 Sausage, that's a good one.
你就是一个自命不凡的蠢蛋 Yes, and also you are a fatuous, pretentious idiot,
- 大伙不了解他吧 - 我这个白痴开的工资… - so there's that. - A fatuous idiot who makes
- 可是你的三倍 - 今天的节目就到这里 - three times what you make. - That's our show for this morning.
观众们明天见 See you tomorrow, folks. Goodbye.
- 再见 - 再见 - Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- 再见 - …再见 - Goodbye. - And goodbye.
- 再见 - 再见 - Goodbye. - Bye.
- 稍等 - 再见 - Yeah, no, no, no. - Bye.
- 再见 - 再见，再见了 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. Bye.
这是昨天的收视率 This is yesterday,
- 她讽刺了他的领带之后 - 确实涨了 - after she insulted his tie. - Right.
这是他讽刺她哭起来干打雷不下雨 收视率也大涨 After he asked her if she cries ice cubes. Huge spike.
观众们喜欢！ They love it!
很接近了，我是说 咱们需要这么干，就要成了 We're so close. I mean, we need this. We're, we're, we're almost there.
下面一小时的节目里 我们谈谈成功的戒除计划 Coming up in our next hour, we'll be talking to people who successfully
这已经帮助了许多人 completed this innovative rehab program.
你也该参加一下了，麦克 Might want to pick up a few tips there, Mike.
有没有针对自卑的选美冠军 的治疗计划？ Do they have rehab programs for bitter beauty queens with self-esteem issues?
我有时候也想这个问题 I wonder about that sometimes.
一边想去吧。下面是… Sometimes. Well, coming up next...
可他们广受好评，比去年收视率高得多 But they are way better. They're way up from last year.
我就要达到目标了 I'm, I'm almost there.
大伙齐心协力，确实对节目有信心 So many people rely on this show. They believe in it.
别忘了，周五就是截止日期 You have until Friday. That's the deal we made.
距离我们的约定还差点 And those are still not good enough.
（…虽然这儿没有爆发洪水） ...so no real flooding to speak of in the neighborhoods. But the concern is,
（不过好处是…） they are prepared...
- （…他们已经准备好互相帮助了） - 怎么？ ...to help folks if necessary, Kitty. - What?
（爱荷华州第二大城市，锡达拉皮兹） Well, the center of lowa's second biggest city,
（市中心已经被淹没） Cedar Rapids, is already underwater.
抱歉 Sorry.
我们的样本带子越来越好了 I mean, our demos are getting better.
可我们的努力不应该只有这点收视率 But our overall numbers, they're just not where they should be.
我肯定忽略了什么重要因素 We're just missing... something.
那你继续做8期有关性高潮的节目吧 Well, maybe it's time for another eight-part series on the orgasm.
真的？我是说… Do you think so? I mean,
想不出什么好题材了 I don't know what else we would possibly talk about.
- 你开我玩笑吧 - 没有啊 - You're making fun of me. - No.
算了 Never mind.
真…算了 Just... doesn't matter.
我早上会想出来的 I'll just deal with it in the morning.
你老是一副盯着病号的表情 You look at me like there's something wrong with me all the time.
- 我受不了了 - 怎么了？ - And I can't, I can't do it. - What?
你这是下过的最愚蠢的判断 That is the most ridiculous statement you have ever made.
我现在一刻也不能放松 I can't let my guard down for one second, you know.
和你在一起不看手机 就可能错过新闻事件 I don't look at my BlackBerry and I miss getting the next big story.
我老是觉得还不够努力，和你在一起是种煎熬 And I'm tired of feeling guilty about my work. I can't.
贝琪，你等等 Becky, wait a second.
你瞧，我有特权查看公共档案的 Yeah. OK. Look, that information's a matter of public record.
这你应该明白 I have a right to see it. You know that.
你要我到那里报道，带上节目组？ You want me to come on down there and I'll bring a crew?
最好还配上法庭传票 Better yet, a subpoena.
我觉得为了庆祝波士顿茶叶党… OK, and I think we should end the segment
厄尼要被涂上焦油插羽毛… with Ernie being tarred and feathered in honor of the anniversary
还是太过了 of the Boston Tea Party.
我也可以做风向标的节目 Or I could do my good story on weathervanes.
不行！ No!
大家干得很不错 OK, so great job, everyone.
大伙稍等一下，占用一分钟 Excuse me, excuse me. Just one, one moment, please.
我有个新闻线索可以做节目 I have a story I'd like to do.
德国泡菜 Sauerkraut.
德国泡菜？ Sauerkraut?
每年北边都有泡菜节庆祝活动 Big annual Sauerkraut Festival upstate.
拿卷心菜当保龄球 They bowl with cabbage,
做个大的泡菜蛋糕什么的 make a big sauerkraut cake.
还要选出最好的泡菜 They... have a competition for the best sauerkraut.
你想做这节目吗？ You want to do that?
怎么？你还嫌太高雅吗 What? Do you have a problem with that?
没意见 No.
那就好，说定了？泡菜？ It's OK? I'm doing the kraut? Right?
- 如果你愿意做的话 - 很好 - If you, if you want to. - Good. Good.
你好 Hi!
- 你好 - 其实你不用亲自去的 - Hi! - Don't really have to go, you know.
我想要观摩一下啊… I want to. My goodness. I wouldn't miss this for...
- 上车 - 好的 - Get in. - All right.
这是乔 Say hello to Joe.
- 乔，认识贝琪，贝琪这是乔，出发 - 你好 - Joe, Becky. Becky, Joe. Go. - Hi, Joe.
等等等等，路线怎么不对劲儿，不行 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This isn't the way. No, no.
- 麦克，咱们这是去哪儿 - 去新闻发生地点 - Mike, where are we going? - To cover the news.
- 是吗 - 今天早上8点钟 - What? - At 8am this morning,
- 我要有独家新闻播出 - 麦克 - I'm going to cover a story. - Mike.
- 真正的新闻 - 你开玩笑呢吧 - A real story. - Are you kidding me?
- 你现在在哪？ - 我也不知道 - Where are you? - I don't know.
- 怎么会不知道 - 是他不告诉我 - What do you mean, you don't know? - Well, he won't tell me.
他把我绑架了，车也把我绕迷糊了 He's kidnapped me. He's gone around some kind of bend
请你快让柯琳准备好备用节目 and I need you to get Colleen ready with a backup story, please!
- 什么备用的？ - 让厄尼讲风向标吧 - What backup story? - Let Ernie do the weathervane thing.
- 那可不行 - 我得求稳 - No, no, no, no. Jesus. - I need something
万一麦克这儿泡汤… when Mike's story tanks.
你这人真是烂到心儿了 You know, you're a terrible person!
拿泡菜诱拐我，太损了 You baited me with sauerkraut. That's so low.
到底是什么新闻啊？！ I mean, what the hell is this story, Mike?!
- 州长 - 什么州长 - The governor. - What governor?
我们都不在州政府附近 We're not even anywhere near Albany.
是不在。往前面开一点 No, we're not. It's up here a little further, Joe.
- 再远点 - 天哪 - A little further. - Oh, my God,
这是州长的乡村别墅，你疯了吗 this is the governor's country house. Are you out of your mind?
脑子哪根弦断了吗？神经病了？ You're experiencing a psychotic break. Are you insane?
我不能被你拉下水，你会害得大家全被抓 Well, I won't be dragged down with you. You're gonna get us arrested and fired.
我被炒鱿鱼，谁都不会再要我 你这疯子 I get fired, I never work again, you lunatic.
绝对不听你的，麦克，别逼我 I'm not gonna run it, Mike. I won't, you can't make me.
替代节目是柯琳穿着比基尼全身打蜡 I'll run Colleen getting her bikini line waxed before I run it. Mike!
公司要砍掉节目组 They're gonna cancel the show!
如果我这周不能把收视率提高了 大家全被炒 If we don't get our numbers up by the end of this week, we're toast.
有肥皂剧和竞猜节目替换我们 We're gonna be replaced by soap operas and... game shows.
乔，你来 Come on, Joe.
- 列尼，你准备好了？ - 准备？ - Lenny, are you ready? - Ready?
- 准备什么？ - 天哪 - Ready? Ready for what? - Jesus.
- 喂，喂 - 嘿 - Check, check. - Hey.
要直播了给你信号 别给镜头添乱 You'll know when to go live. Get out of my shot.
直播什么？ Go live with what?
麦克！ Pomeroy!
- 加里，你好啊 - 你怎么跑这儿来了 - Gary, how are ya? - What the hell are you doin'here?
我需要风向标 I need the weathervanes, Lenny.
- 快找来… - 我们要做风向标节目了 - I need 'em, need... - So we're goin' with weathervanes.
- 是的 - 话说回来… - Yes. - Specifically,
我们想知道，首席检察长今早指控你… we'd like to know how you feel about the Attorney General's filing
涉嫌敲诈，你有何感想 racketeering charges against you this morning.
- 贪污腐败… - 等等 - Charges of corruption... - No, wait, wait.
- 操纵政府承包项目 - 等等 ...and steering government contracts. - Wait, wait, wait.
- 等不了了 - 一定要稳住！ - We cannot wait! - Hold your horses.
还说你和一两个妓女有染 这些都属实吗？ And there's a hooker or two... in there as well, isn't there, sir?
- 我的天 - 贝琪！ - Oh, my God. - Becky!
- 怎么回事？ - 借过一下！ - What is going on here? - Comin' through!
麦克，这些都是空穴来风，我很欣赏你 Mike, I don't know where you get your information. You know I like you.
- 准备直播 - 什么？ - Stand by to go live. - What?
可你再不走的话，我就请警察来了 ...but if you don't leave, I'm gonna have to call the police.
- 稍等 - 不用你亲自请了 - Wait one second. - I don't think that's gonna
他们来了 be necessary, sir.
贝琪！ Becky!
直播！直播！ Live! Live!
马上给贝琪直播！ Live to Becky, now!
- 切换到外景2号画面 - 现在为您直播… - Up on rem two! - Now taking you live
麦克带来的独家报道 to Mike Pomeroy for a special report.
警方已经用几周时间组织抓捕计划 Federal authorities have been planning this raid for weeks.
我们获知，州长将面临15项指控 This reporter has learned that the indictment contains 15 counts
包括敲诈、不正当施压 of racketeering and using undue influence.
我的线人说，监听的电话… My sources tell me authorities have tapped phone calls,
和电子邮件都会作为罪证 and incriminating e-mails.
《早间新闻》，麦克播报 Mike Pomeroy, Daybreak.
请继续关注演播室的情况 Back to you in the studio.
- 切换2号画面 - 谢谢麦克的报道 - Take two. - Thanks, Mike.
下午多云，恶劣天气的可能性不大 Partly cloudy skies this afternoon with slight chance...
你要是告诉我实情，我肯定给你播 You know, you could have told me. I might have covered it anyway.
我可不信 Liar.
我明白 Look, I get it.
没人觉得我会好好做这工作 Nobody really cares that I can do this job, but...
可我能行 But I can.
我也希望你明白 I wanted you to see that.
麦克，这真是好新闻 That was a great story, Mike.
是…真正的新闻 That was... that was better than a great story,
这才是雅俗共赏，纤维加糖 that was great television. I mean, that was bran with a doughnut.
粗粮做的甜甜圈 A bran doughnut.
我有个孙子 I've got a grandkid.
你知道吗？ Did you know that?
叫亚历山大 Alexander.
我被炒后就没见过他 I haven't seen him since I got fired.
我觉得我脸上挂不住 I was embarrassed... after all I'd accomplished.
尤其是… And then to...
这么回归主播职业… ...come back to the news... this way.
真实情况是… The truth is, I'd...
很早以前我和他们… I'd screwed up with my kids
就闹矛盾了 way before I got canned.
我老是不在家 Anyway, I was never at home and...
就算在家里，也要接所有的电话 ...when I was, I took every phone call,
余光总是盯着电视机 watching TV out of the corner of my eye.
为什么和你说这些呢？ 因为你比我更是个工作狂 Why am I telling you this? You're worse than I am.
你把办公室当家了 You'd sleep at the office if you could.
让我告诉你，最后会是什么下场 Let me tell you how it turns out.
两手空空 You end up with... with nothing.
只剩虚名 Nothing.
我就是一直…很空虚… Which is... which is what I had...
直到你再给了我机会 ...till you came along.
等一等 Wait a second.
你刚才是夸我呢？ Did you just say something nice to me?
都说过我也会打趣了 I told you I could banter.
收视率大涨 Felt like getting a jump on it.
收视率还…不赖 They're not... awful.
我们还能继续多久？ How much longer can we get?
我得问问领导… Well, I have to check with upstairs, but...
不过至少一年没问题 可以放手干 with these I can get you a year, a comfortable year.
我确实小看你了，贝琪 I underestimated you, Becky.
您…确实小看了 That's... that's very, very true.
美国广播公司打来电话 NBC called.
真的？ NBC?
想要知道你的合同什么时候到期 Wanted to know how much time you have on your contract.
《今日》节目要聘请你 The Today show wants you.
这…真是受宠若惊 Well, that's very flattering. I...
这不是你的心愿吗 Is that what you want?
他们本来要砍掉节目组的 They were gonna cancel the show.
- 是吗 - 嗯 - OK. - Yeah.
我们努力挺下来了 And somehow, we saved it.
而且，当我知道真正没事的时候 And, you know, the thing is... is that the second I knew
第一个想要告诉的人就是你 that everything was gonna be OK, the person that I wanted to tell was you.
《今日》也要你？难得的机会 The Today show? That's huge.
是千载难逢 Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's incredible.
不过我得考虑考虑 But I, I have to think about it. I...
- 考虑什么 - 想想… - What? - Well, yeah, I mean, I...
主要是《早间新闻》节目组… 现在刚刚开始默契配合 Well, the thing is, is that at Daybreak, everyone's really starting to click.
每个人都充分发挥自己的特长 Everybody's pitching in and doing what they're best at.
- 新闻真正的雅俗共赏 - 你等等 - No story too high or low. - No, hold on,
这机会不可多得，错过了这辈子不会有第二次 you can't say no to this. When you get an opportunity like this,
- 必须抓住啊 - 现在连麦克也脾气好了 - you have to grab it. - Even Mike is almost happy.
就为了这个放弃新闻行业里最牛的职位吗？ And that's a good enough reason to give up the best job in broadcasting?
我们… We're...
节目组已经成为一家人了 Daybreak is a family now.
贝琪，我和麦克共事很久了 Becky, I've known Mike a long time.
他心情好不好不管用 I... It doesn't matter how happy he is.
他不会改掉老脾气的 He's not just gonna suddenly change into a different person.
我觉得你错了 Well, I think you're wrong.
和他共事我有体会 I know what I'm doing with him now.
他变了，真的 I do. I do.
合作会很愉快 It's gonna be great.
整点要直播最高法院法官的听证会 So we've got the Supreme Court Justice hearings at the top of the hour
然后…忘了说了，厨师安东尼·博丹… and then... I forgot to tell you, Anthony Bourdain
- 要和你合作！ - 我喜欢他，可合作没戏 - wants to do a segment with you! - Bourdain? Love him. Not doin' that.
替我给托尼打招呼，我还欠他酒债 But say hi to Tony. I owe him a bottle of Patron.
- 什么？ - 惊讶什么，成功合作过一回 - What? - What? We do one good story together
我就死心塌地追随你了？做梦去吧 and suddenly I'm your bitch? Don't think so. Sorry.
等等，连我一次采访要求都不能满足？ Wait. Wait, wait, wait. You can't do one story for me?
天哪，我昨天还自作多情 Oh, my God, what is wrong with me?
今天上这儿来找罪受 What am I doing here, beating my head against this wall?
早应该选《今日》节目的 主播马特至少不会让我… I might as well go to the Today show where you don't have to poke
- 碰一鼻子灰 - 《今日》要你？ - Matt Lauer with a stick... - The Today show?
- 是啊，他们让我过去 - 正好 - Yes, they offered me a job. - Of course.
- 可我刚才… - 是该继续提升了 - But you know what? I said... - Time to move on.
你会喜欢他们节目组的 You'll love the Today show.
你和女主播每周都讲更年期去吧！ You and Vieira can do menopause stories every week!
这不搞笑，搞笑的是我10秒之前… You know what's really ridiculous? Is that until about ten seconds ago,
还想着拒掉这最好的职位邀请 I'd actually considered turning my back on the best job I've ever been offered.
不奇怪吗？ Isn't that totally absurd?
那你还黏在这里干什么？ What's keeping you?
好吧 OK.
要是你能稍微表现得把我当朋友… 或者配合我一次 You know, if you'd ever treated me with some kind of friendship or loyalty,
信任我的话，我都会留下来 or trust, these things that you seem incapable of...
你这自私的怪老头，就是个混蛋！ You miserable, Ionely, egotistical, selfish asshole!
- 嘿，贝琪 - 你好 - Hey, Becky. - Hi.
《今天》节目又打电话找你 They called again. Today show.
谢谢 Thanks.
贝琪·福勒 Becky Fuller.
《今日》节目确实领先同行 Obviously, we have a long track record of success here
不过我们一直愿意紧跟潮流 at the Today show, but we're always looking to stay current,
希望超越自己，有所创新 to get out of our comfort zone, and we want the show
你能给我们带来年轻的活力 to have that youthful energy. And we are so impressed
《早间新闻》节目真是十分精彩 with what you have done with Daybreak.
谢谢您的夸奖，我很感激 Well, thank you very much. I appreciate it.
要知道，大伙都在谈论这节目 Everyone is talking about it. You must know that.
你可是把一个报废的节目… I mean, you have done an amazing job of revitalizing a show
起死回生了 that many people had just completely written off.
谢谢，谢谢 Well, thank you. Thanks.
直播结束！ And we're out!
是你把她气跑了 You did this.
他们肯定要雇佣她了 They're gonna hire her.
她现在正面试呢 Yeah. She's at the Today show right now, ding dong.
你非得这么做吗？ Do you have any idea, you know, what you've done here?
编导这么好，节目也精彩 Because we had a decent producer, a decent show and,
大伙都工作得开心 God forbid, anyone around here should be happy,
你非得拆台？ but you had to have this happen, didn't you?
大伙准备，开始 All right, stand by, folks. Here we go.
- 3，2，1 Three, two, one.
切2号画面，提示信息 And dissolve two. And cue 'em! Cue 'em!
- 欢迎回到《早间新闻》 - 怎么了？ - Welcome back to Daybreak. - What is wrong?
全国的基础设施已经年久失修 ...at the nation's crumbling infrastructure.
给柯琳特写，别拍麦克 Go to Colleen. Jesus, jump off Mike.
- 他怎么了？ - 切3号画面 - Where the hell is he going? - Take three, three.
切到3号，提示她看3号摄影机 珍妮，切到3号 Cue over to three. Swing her to three, please. Come on, Jane, over to three.
抱歉，我们的节目通常是两人主持 Sorry, the... this segment's usually a two shot
不过今天麦克不见了 of Mike and Colleen and Mike's not there.
可能节目有变化吧，抱歉了 They've probably just changed something. Sorry.
麦克人呢？ I don't know. Where is Mike?
- 给我鸡蛋 - 什么？ - I need eggs. - You need what?
母鸡生的蛋！ You know, from chickens. Eggs!
干这活真是天天见鬼 Really don't enjoy this job.
中国演员，借过一下！ Chinese people, move, move, move!
谢谢 Thank you!
芹菜，胡椒，奶酪，奶酪 Celery. Peppers. Cheese. Cheese.
多谢了 Yeah, thank you very much.
我们想听听你对体育新闻的打算 We wanted to know what your plans are for sports coverage.
体育节目很好啊 Sports. Great, OK. Great.
我喜欢运动 I love sports.
快点给我让开 Come on, move, move! Let's go, let's go!
- 把它推过去 - 麦克，你还需要什么 - Get it in there, slide it in! - Mike, tell us what you need.
菜板，菜刀，盘和盆子，搅拌器 I need a cutting board, good knife, nice plate, bowl, whisk.
这是什么，橡胶道具？拿个好点的 What is this, rubber? Get me a real bowl.
- 我的鸡蛋在哪？ - 切到3号画面 - Where are my eggs?! - Cue over to three.
- 我要的鸡蛋死哪去了？ - 快给麦克鸡蛋 - Where are my goddamn eggs?! - Eggs for Mike, please!
我对体育的看法是，一定要通过孩子们… In respect to sports, I think that it's really important to reach out
把女性观众也拉进来 to women through their kids because it's not that big of a step
虽然不可能一下子成为球迷，不过… to go from being a soccer mom to, you know, a...
我的天，他要干啥？ Oh, my God. What is he doing?
抱歉，不过… Sorry, I just...
麦克在节目中搞怪… This is... Mike Pomeroy is having a nervous breakdown on air.
可是千年等一回 That's kind of big news.
…用来下午加餐吃的 ...a meal for their afternoon repast,
能用各种杂原料做成美味 something they could make using whatever ingredients
- 用什么原料都行 - 真见鬼了 - they had available. - Holy shit.
我从学会做肉馅蛋饼以后 I've been making frittata for about 20 years now,
已经做了20年了 ever since I was taught how to,
当初还是一个意大利影星 陪我过的裸体周末 on a naked weekend with a beautiful Italian movie star,
当然，名字不能提 who shall, of course, remain nameless.
后来，我也在家里做蛋饼 Occasionally, I make them at home.
不过，只给我最关心的人… But only for people that I...
才亲自下厨 People I really care about.
肉馅蛋饼的秘诀在于 Now the key to a great frittata
高温平底锅 is a very hot pan,
我的朋友们 because that, my friends,
这可以让鸡蛋…“毛毛的” is what makes it... fluffy.
等火再稳一点 We'll let this firm up a little bit.
- 撒点胡椒粉 - 抱歉…我 - Dash of pepper. - I'm sorry. I...
你正看节目吗？ You watchin' this?
- 贝琪？ - 是啊，正看着 - Becky? - Yes, I... yeah.
他绝不会再求你第二次了 He is not gonna ask you twice.
等几秒钟，然后把鸡蛋打到锅里 We'll give it a few seconds, then we'll pop it in the hot oven.
再见！麻烦你了 Bye! Thanks!
加少许胡椒粉 A little pepper.
准备，他要回到烤箱那儿了 3号画面准备 Stand by. He's goin' back to the oven. Ready three.
很多人喜欢意大利葡萄酒 A lot of people like a glass of di Gavi.
加点酒调味也行 Gavi di Gavi, perhaps.
我个人最爱，是巴罗洛葡萄酒 I, myself, like a... Barolo.
清理边缘部分 I'll just free up the edges.
下周节目，我教你们做… Next week on the show, I'll show you how to make
真正的法式馅饼 a fantastic beignet,
老百姓们俗称… which the rabble like to call...
…甜甜圈 ...doughnuts.
这老混蛋 The old bastard.
其实他还是世界上人品倒数第三的人 You know, he's still the third worst person in the world.
我明白 Yeah, I know.
味道不错 That's good.
味道很不错 That's really good.
我也要热带水果盘 I want a tropical fruit plate.
衬衫：欢迎来到《早间新闻》 Welcome to Daybreak
报纸：《早间新闻》重获新生 Daybreak Revitalized
（贝琪妈妈） Becky's mother
（英语词典） dictionary
“他影响了早间电视新闻的整个风格 "His gravity leavens the silliness of morning TV,
看似不合理的职业选择 却是他最佳的用武之地 making for an incongruous but somehow perfect match.
40年后，麦克的职业生涯 Turns out that after 40 years in the business,
才迎来真正的春天” the real Mike Pomeroy has finally arrived."
评价不错 Not bad.
下星期我要做前列腺检查 By the way, I'm getting my prostate checked next week.
我觉得你可以带摄像师过去 I thought I'd take a crew with me.
- 好主意啊… - 我这是开玩笑呢 - That's a great idea. We... - Jesus, I'm kidding.
不，真的，他们有那种针孔摄像机 No, seriously, they have these little teeny, tiny cameras
- 直接就能放进你的… - 绝对不行 - that go right up your... - No, no, no.
要不给你找个替身？ What if we got you a body double?
- 不行 - 不行？ - No! - No?
你就千年等一回吧 Not in a thousand years.